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By ash - 25/08/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML

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By Cpt_Concerned - 22/09/2009 04:37 - Canada

Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML

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By qx5 - 08/01/2011 22:05 - Canada

Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML

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By geeb - 23/02/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML

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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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By foxfur - 14/07/2016 12:21 - United States - Williamstown

Today, my drinking habit hit a new low when I waited almost an hour to go to the liquor store after it opened because I didn't want to seem desperate. FML

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By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

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By Watchingmyfigure - 06/12/2016 17:55 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I was so hungry and broke that I resorted to drinking salad dressing. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2021 14:02

Today, I realized I have finally turned into my mother when I got excited about using so many coupons that I only paid 70 cents for $14 worth of groceries. I need a life. FML

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By jannister - 13/08/2012 19:25 - Germany - Bad Blankenburg

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML

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Dad priorities

By hellishome - 29/09/2019 00:01

Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML

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kickblocker 18

Friday 26 August 2011 8:40

Who needs tampons? Just go with the flow

j4gerb0mblitz 6

Friday 26 August 2011 8:39

Who needs tampons, bottles work fine too. Well I hope they do...

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TorontoChik 0

Friday 26 August 2011 11:34

There's always the diva cup! :) it's Eco friendly! :D

onefinemess 11

Sunday 28 August 2011 11:49

oh that's just nasty. Diva cup is A.) Spillable, B.) A real toxic shock syndrome risk, and C.) Who knows if it will stay in right. Not to mention do you know she could have a big bottle and a small bottle of So Co if you include Diva Cup and shipping and handling? Pffft silly post indeed!

I_See_Purple_Ppl 0

Friday 26 August 2011 11:49

First step is admitting it...

sara_saturday 5

Friday 26 August 2011 12:37

no it isn't.

I_See_Purple_Ppl 0

Friday 26 August 2011 11:52

Like other posters before me, I hope you remember this day when your liver has turned against you. Not to mention all the other problems being an alcoholic causes..

neongurl98 10

Friday 26 August 2011 12:06

WTF

mndlssphnx 10

Friday 26 August 2011 12:17

Use Cherokee hair instead.

onefinemess 11

Sunday 28 August 2011 11:51

Those too are tampons and she couldn't afford them remember? Great SP ref though!

TheComputerGuy96 16

Friday 26 August 2011 12:55

You totally deserve it!!! **** alcoholic people!!!

ReynshineCutting 10

Friday 26 August 2011 17:03

And the biggest idiot of the day award goes to...

suri23 11

Friday 26 August 2011 13:46

Yep, that's an indicator.

epyk_pryncess 8

Friday 26 August 2011 14:33

Toilet paper is cheaper... And so is generic alcohol.

MLuckyCapoeirist 6

Friday 26 August 2011 14:34

And just look at the name of the alcohol : Southern "Comfort". Gee, if you needed "comfort" maybe save the money ?

candacemarie1596 3

Friday 26 August 2011 14:52

you always come before your habits .

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