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By ash - 25/08/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML

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By Cpt_Concerned - 22/09/2009 04:37 - Canada

Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML

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By qx5 - 08/01/2011 22:05 - Canada

Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML

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By geeb - 23/02/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML

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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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By foxfur - 14/07/2016 12:21 - United States - Williamstown

Today, my drinking habit hit a new low when I waited almost an hour to go to the liquor store after it opened because I didn't want to seem desperate. FML

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By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

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By Watchingmyfigure - 06/12/2016 17:55 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I was so hungry and broke that I resorted to drinking salad dressing. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2021 14:02

Today, I realized I have finally turned into my mother when I got excited about using so many coupons that I only paid 70 cents for $14 worth of groceries. I need a life. FML

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By jannister - 13/08/2012 19:25 - Germany - Bad Blankenburg

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML

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Dad priorities

By hellishome - 29/09/2019 00:01

Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML

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kickblocker 18

Friday 26 August 2011 8:40

Who needs tampons? Just go with the flow

j4gerb0mblitz 6

Friday 26 August 2011 8:39

Who needs tampons, bottles work fine too. Well I hope they do...

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leadman1989 15

Friday 26 August 2011 15:14

Save money buy used tampons or better yet use leaves... I don't know in a guy give me a break.

leadman1989 15

Friday 26 August 2011 15:16

Me - Op you're bleeding Op - I aint got time to bleed (too busy drinking) XD

chronick89 5

Friday 26 August 2011 15:29

Only in the US of A

loserman67 35

Friday 26 August 2011 17:20

Number one - wad up some toilet tissue and *gently* insert it into your hey-nanny-nanny. Number two - drink a shit load of SoCo & Coke to forget that you have *gently* inserted wadded up toilet tissue into your Hey-Nanny-Nanny.

oops_im_fucked 8

Friday 26 August 2011 17:21

YDI for not spending it on grey goose.

BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

Friday 26 August 2011 17:25

Get some help

saturnsonic 3

Friday 26 August 2011 18:06

your my kind of woman ;-)

PoisonPixieDust 5

Saturday 27 August 2011 4:08

Thanks :)

divadro102 16

Friday 26 August 2011 18:20

How cheap were these southern comforts if you were down to your last dollar bills?

mommasgrl20028 5

Friday 26 August 2011 18:32

No one deserves to be an alcoholic. There's a huge misconception that incidences like these are the person's choice. Trust me. I've been there...I need to stop posting serious, intelligent comments on here...too many ignoramuses...

darkmis1 17

Friday 26 August 2011 18:36

SoCo is horrible! It made me have a seizure and have to go to the hospital once. You do have a problem. Call AA. NOW!

mmmeow 0

Friday 26 August 2011 19:27

Lmao!

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