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By ash - 25/08/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML

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Today, I was so hungry and broke that I resorted to drinking salad dressing. FML

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Today, I realized I have finally turned into my mother when I got excited about using so many coupons that I only paid 70 cents for $14 worth of groceries. I need a life. FML

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By jannister - 13/08/2012 19:25 - Germany - Bad Blankenburg

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML

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By hellishome - 29/09/2019 00:01

Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML

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kickblocker 18

Friday 26 August 2011 8:40

Who needs tampons? Just go with the flow

j4gerb0mblitz 6

Friday 26 August 2011 8:39

Who needs tampons, bottles work fine too. Well I hope they do...

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immortal628 20

Friday 26 August 2011 9:13

Southern Comfort is amazing though! I'm sure someone else will loan you a tampon if you pour them a shot.

steelrain0811 0

Friday 26 August 2011 9:16

I think I'm in love...lol

PoisonPixieDust 5

Saturday 27 August 2011 4:10

Lol trust me, u don't want this alcoholic :p

hiLife808 0

Friday 26 August 2011 9:18

I hope that Southern Comfort is worth it when you start bleeding through your clothes...

Ray_of_midnight 22

Friday 26 August 2011 9:23

The first step is admitting you have a problem. I hope you find help, and good luck in your recovery, OP.

Harpy20 24

Friday 26 August 2011 9:26

you know alcohol thins the blood right? have fun getting drunk and bleeding a ******* river. gross.

hotdogcore 9

Friday 26 August 2011 10:39

@ 34 You know that period blood is stored in the uterus and creates a lining which is released every month and is in no way effected by alcohol because it's no longer in your blood stream, right?

icefshng8 9

Friday 26 August 2011 17:07

Win

mariet_fml 23

Monday 27 August 2012 23:44

I love stupid people. edit: That comment was made funnier because you're a woman. For goodness' sake, learn more about your body.

Uncle_Ben96 5

Friday 26 August 2011 9:27

Periods suck, commas rule

n_epic_fail 14

Friday 26 August 2011 9:55

lmao :)

ragzy 7

Friday 26 August 2011 10:07

Luv I feel sorry for you my brother is a booze hag and spends money on beer rather than food, it is a horrible disease that starts out so fun. Before any of you read my profile about drinking, I enjoy it but always keep it under control. FYL get help

fuckmylife2323 0

Friday 26 August 2011 11:07

Hey at least you admit you have A problem that's the first step to fixing it

atlanta_lex 0

Friday 26 August 2011 11:19

Haha it's all good, girl!

funkyspacemonkey 0

Friday 26 August 2011 13:12

That's all gross!!

tona01 16

Friday 26 August 2011 13:16

No it isn't

atlanta_lex 0

Friday 26 August 2011 19:13

Uh I meant it's all good that she's an alcoholic. Chill out ...I'm aware that being on your period with no tampons or pads is ******* gross as ****

PoisonPixieDust 5

Saturday 27 August 2011 22:32

Well everybody can breath. My friend gave me a box and took shots with me. Win win situation

catnip1997 0

Friday 26 August 2011 11:32

tampons aren't even important

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