By candymansvan17 - 17/08/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 453
You deserved it 3 233

Same thing different taste

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angela3222 0

That happened at a school. This kid rented one of the school computers and then the next day they call her to the office and tell her that they watched her taking pills when really they were mike n ikes. And the parents sued them because it's an invasion of privacy.

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mgsoloist 14

If you would, explain to me how that's kinky? Did I miss something?

Throw them at him, holler "FEEL THE RAINBOW" and speed off.

"Sorry officer, I was just taking a suggestion from someone in the FML forums." "Don't let it happen again. Those people are on some crazy rainbow shit."

Holy **** are they on to me already?! Boners I suggest you change your name.

That cop is stupid, you're supposed to snort skittles, not eat them, to get high.

captianKool 4

Same happened to me only it was crack! Cops are dicks

justysgirl 3

Mann what the power of skittles can do to a person. Maybe if you touched him he would turn into a big pile of skittles!

That cop needs to 'Get Smart' cause I would bet 'Mad Money' that all his other 'Bad Boys' hes locked up have tasted the rainbow of evil too ;)

Thats more of the cops fml i bet he feels stupid

latinking13 8