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By candymansvan17 - 17/08/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

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By fatty magoo - 29/07/2014 18:20 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2019 16:00

Today, I got pulled over and ticketed while taking cookies to the local police station. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2021 13:59 - United States - Fredonia

Today, I got pulled over for a broken taillight. When I rolled down the window, the cop asked me if I was smoking crack. When I told him I didn't do drugs, he didn't believe me since he could detect a foul odor coming from my car. I'd just passed gas big time. FML

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The smell of freedom

By ThatNewCarSmell - 01/10/2014 16:53 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2021 08:01

Today, I pulled to the side of the road to take my medication. A cop claimed he’d seen me circling the area several times and gave me a ticket for kerb crawling. I’d literally just got off the motorway to take my pills. My wife is never going to believe I was innocent. FML

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By not as easy as pie - 16/10/2015 16:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to explain to a police officer that I wasn't drunk and had swerved because I was eating pie and almost dropped it. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 05:00 - United States - Corinth

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I know that I was in the wrong and will take responsibility for that. When the cop handed me my ticket, he asked me if I was smoking crack. I denied it because I don't do drugs. He asked me what that foul odor was. I was passing gas. FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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Donut pass Go

By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 06:26 - United States

Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML

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By KKimrae_ness - 28/05/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML

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lindsaymiedema 4

Thursday 18 August 2011 8:40

taste the rainbow

angela3222 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 8:41

That happened at a school. This kid rented one of the school computers and then the next day they call her to the office and tell her that they watched her taking pills when really they were mike n ikes. And the parents sued them because it's an invasion of privacy.

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LovesickLeopard 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 14:19

Hahaha, geez cops'll use any excuse won't they?

jaesm17 5

Thursday 18 August 2011 14:35

For those wondering what happened, I didn't get in any trouble. I showed him my skittles bag and he felt stupid lol. He did try and search my car which pissed me off, but I didn't let him.

IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7

Thursday 18 August 2011 15:28

yea, because every take a whole huge pack of colorful pills.. -.-

Youdrongo 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 15:35

I'll say it again *coughMODScough* I don't understand why people thumbed down his comment just because he was a few seconds too late on posting the joke.

miimehfoo 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 15:35

Haha thats funny:) At least ypu didnt get a ticket?

Bekavera 4

Thursday 18 August 2011 16:03

Goes to show you that you dont have to be smart to be a cop....I hate their dishonest asses anyway:)

Jesus_Christ69 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 16:19

WIN ^

Bloodywolf20 9

Thursday 18 August 2011 16:24

To everyone dissing the cop Law enforcement take there job sincerely Just thank if he was doing drugs an the cop didnt stop him he could have hit an killed someone Thank God this isnt the case But he was just thanking of everyone else Not him self

lissalove17 8

Thursday 18 August 2011 18:13

I like the point you're trying to make, 132, but please go take an English class.

flamingsandstorm 0

Friday 19 August 2011 1:50

But instead of catching real criminals or preventing real crimes, he's trying to charge/arrest someone over skittles. Goes to show just how messed up the government is.