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That happened at a school. This kid rented one of the school computers and then the next day they call her to the office and tell her that they watched her taking pills when really they were mike n ikes. And the parents sued them because it's an invasion of privacy.

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little did you know the skittles company had been hijacked and some skittles have heroine in them

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I do this at work as a pharmacy technician. I grab a pill bottle, load it with skittles and then eat them in front of customers. Makes me feel like I'm House. I'll probably get fired for this one day. :P

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4, scroll past the first comment to the second one. Then, read the comment slowly. Finally, take a crack at who may have written it.

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94- I feel like this would work even better with something like smarties, but either way that's fucking brilliant.

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I worked in a game store when Conker's Bad Fur Day came out. The promo item for it was a prescription pill bottle filled with jelly beans. The label looked real, but had the game logo in place of the pharmacy's logo. I filled it with orange Tic Tacs and offered them to people.

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"Today, I'm a cop. I pulled someone over for what I thought to be a drug bust. It turns out they were just eating skittles. FML."

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This is not an FML. I mean, 'oh no, a cop wasted two minutes of my life pulling me over because I ate skittles'! Shut up.

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I don't understand why people thumbed down his comment just because he was a few seconds too late.

That happened at a school. This kid rented one of the school computers and then the next day they call her to the office and tell her that they watched her taking pills when really they were mike n ikes. And the parents sued them because it's an invasion of privacy.

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I'd have sued the fucking hell out of 'em too!!! That's ridiculous that any school did that kinda shit… Much less that the school thought they could get away with it!

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oh yeah I've heard about schools lending out laptops and using the webcams to secretly watch kids. pretty sure there was a huge thing on the news about it.

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Well, in the cops defense, he more than likely didn't know that OP ended up chewing them; he most likely just saw OP popping them into his mouth and just assumed. Though, I do agree that the cop needs some common sense if he just saw brightly colored objects being placed into someones mouth and automatically jumped to the conclusion that they were drugs.

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I know they use things like sweet tarts for acid, but that ass hat was clearly looking for someone to pick on. The cops where I live in Oklahoma are bad about that. As far as I know most have a "quota" to meet in a month or something? So they pull you over for little things to make it. :/

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News flash: if you're using iOs, you can now edit comments. Stop posting multiple times, especially if the mistake is ONE letter, and doesn't cause much confusion.

Why would someone take colorful pills? That's a straight give away. They are supposed to look generic so cops can't see the difference

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He's in denial. How would you feel if someone told you that you can't do your job because drug dealers and users aren't as retarded as you?

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141 i swam to the depths of the ocean to bring it to him... he called me on my shellphone asking me to help him.... I couldn't deny him the help... plus free sushi :D

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