Health: Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my...

By KKimrae_ness - 28/05/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Broke as hell - 07/04/2020 23:00

Today, after being robbed last week, I had no money to go to the store for food. Instead, my dinner consisted of two Tums chewables in tropical fruit flavors. After not eating all day, I thought they actually tasted pretty good. FML

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By Sad Student - 03/02/2014 03:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, as usual, I stress ate. After having my exams prolonged for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, and then threw them all up. Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow. FML

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By Maggie123 - 14/09/2009 05:07 - Canada

Today, I was taking my morning pills. There had been a lot of fruit flies in my house lately. I grabbed a cup of water beside to sink to wash the pills down. As soon as I tasted the drink, I realized it was vinegar and dish soap used to trap the flies. I washed my pills down with dead flies. FML

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By Username - 30/04/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, I was cruising with a coworker and his friend, and I started getting tired. His friend offered me a caffeine pill. It wasn't caffeine. It was laxatives. FML

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By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 12:44 - United States

Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML

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By swedishdude - 14/11/2009 13:37 - Sweden

Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

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By candymansvan17 - 17/08/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

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By dannij08 - 14/01/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By ashamed - 22/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, in an effort to be more healthy, I bought a pack of protein bars as a substitute for snacks. I ate all 5 of them in one sitting. FML

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Thursday 28 May 2009 16:24

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that they were in a plastic baggie or something, not in a box. I know what pills you're talking about and they do look like Sprees.

Syn_fml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 16:08

Well maybe you shouldn't eat everything that comes near your mouth.

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kscott88 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 16:05

I would say...YDI for not reading the label and for gluttony. :p

FYLyo 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 23:56

wow either this is fake or this guy is jalf retarded.

Narutosuns2fan 12

Tuesday 24 September 2013 12:46

I would say.....you're an idiot.

gaby904 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 16:07

wat were pills doing in a pantry out like that..? I dont get it

T1MT1M 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 16:08

ha. great delivery of the FML. (only half because you didn't use proceeded). But yeah YDI, need to be a little more observative.

Autoshot 9

Monday 20 December 2010 4:52

The word your looking for is "observant."

Syn_fml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 16:08

Well maybe you shouldn't eat everything that comes near your mouth.

xinfin1a 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 16:09

agh man, you deserved it :(

catatonicsleep 17

Thursday 28 May 2009 16:10

Maybe read the box next time....

xya943 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 16:17

You definitely should've checked what it was before you ate it... Besides, I'd imagine fiber pills would have an entirely different texture than sprees...

cthulhu1138 1

Thursday 28 May 2009 16:21

Always pays to know what you're eating.

penizulaface 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 16:24

i swear its fibre.... and #4, its called being FAT. FAT PEOPLE CANT HELP IT.

thisisnotmyname 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 16:24

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that they were in a plastic baggie or something, not in a box. I know what pills you're talking about and they do look like Sprees.