By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
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krushr 3

So would you say you're short on cash now?

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perdix 29

Did he point the gun at you and say, "Stick 'em down?"

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Mjfalcon 8

OP, you live in Oklahoma... nothing happens in Oklahoma anymore, especially not midgets mugging people. Fake FML, in my opinion. me being in Oklahoma where nothing happens...

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testthecoal 5

I believe this is a tall tale

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truehitman2010 0

maybe he had a knife or a gun guys if he ran coulda got hurt or killed.

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felipe87 2

if he had a knife all op would have to do is take half a step back to be out if range and if he had a gun those midget fingers probably couldn't pull the trigger before op could drop kick him.

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supernerd352 7

glock wth hair trigger. now where's ur insult now besides in the trashcan . grassblade hobo!

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TempestRain 0

Bahahahahahahahaha!!! OMG! Thankyou thankyou thankyou! :)

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Norther 1

midget ain't the right name. it' little people!

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kingtz 6

Midget, dwarf, leprechaun, oopma loompa, gnome... OP just got mugged, I think he gets the right to call them whatever the hell he wants without having to be PC about it.

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zozohearts 0

No offense, but midget jokes are the best :D but how did you get mugged by a midget?!

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ImKindaABigDeal 6

Bill Cosby style! Gimme your wallet or I'll blast your kneecaps off!

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Addie_O 0

what? midgets can mug too! it's that kind of surprised thinking that has gotten you robbed. Lmfaooo! sucks to be you

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