By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
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krushr 3

So would you say you're short on cash now?

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perdix 29

Did he point the gun at you and say, "Stick 'em down?"

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yusaku02 20

YDI for not running away, there is no reason a normal person in decent shape could not outrun a midget

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perrino123 0

i mean cuz midgets arent badass enough for guns

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risewith 0

should have kneed him in the face

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dcioth 0

mugging.... so easy a midget can do it

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sonic19951 6

Dont call them midgets!!! theyre tiny ppl.

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salooty 0

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I could just imagine that xD fyl

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XxICEW0LFxX 0

why you discriminating ,asshole?

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travmankungfu 0

Gimme yer money or I'll blow yer knee cap off. U GOT ROBBED BY A MIDGET!!!!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAhaha

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kialuvsyoo 3

Just because he's short doesn't mean he should be any less capable of mugging you.

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