Transportation: Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a...

By moxy - 24/01/2011 15:00

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 658

You deserved it 65 774

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 941

You deserved it 56 271

By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 509

You deserved it 92 576

By cupcakelady127 - 23/03/2011 11:25 - United States

Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 279

You deserved it 17 149

By LilaTheGreat - 05/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Boyd

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 530

You deserved it 44 198

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By Demona666 - 06/12/2021 08:01

Today, I was in a car accident while driving to my brother's school to drop off some documents that he had to bring in, and forgot at home. While not even driving at 20 km/h, I started drifting on an icy spot. I hit a road sign and my car fell into a ditch. I probably have a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 953

You deserved it 101

By Anon - 09/02/2016 12:39 - United States - Toledo

Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 693

You deserved it 1 486

By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 847

You deserved it 42 481

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 254

You deserved it 4 148

By ttsutaoka - 11/07/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 056

You deserved it 2 783

What are the odds?

By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 03:00 - Australia - Warners Bay

Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 247

You deserved it 909

zolltf 4

Monday 24 January 2011 18:51

you shouldn't drive if you can't pay attention

moshmosh 0

Monday 24 January 2011 19:06

I agree your life sucks. not because you got in a accident , but for the fact that your mom dropped you on the head when you were a baby and you became a complete abnormal retard for thinking your in space via dust ... o_O

Comments

in_wonderland 1

Tuesday 25 January 2011 1:15

so, good weed then?

UnicornsBro 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 1:16

Wow. Good job, you just won the idiot award! Asshole. You deserved it.

teffysayshi 8

Tuesday 25 January 2011 1:29

This FML made my day. Omg.

emodude44 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 2:09

Focus on the road! You could have hurt someone?

silvrdragn13 8

Tuesday 25 January 2011 2:49

ADD much?

1summitash 1

Tuesday 25 January 2011 2:53

thank god you didn't kill anybody you piece of shit. for real... you suck

lekiat 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 3:50

loser!!

blondeandhot 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 3:51

no way! same thing happened to me today. :)

yuggi1 11

Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:31

YDI. x 100^ infinity. I'm glad I wasn't nowhere near you, and if destiny permits, never will. Good luck trying to explain your situation to the police. I'm sure they will sent you straight to a shrink. At least once there you can pretend to be in space all you want. :P