Transportation: Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a...

By moxy - 24/01/2011 15:00

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 658

You deserved it 65 775

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 941

You deserved it 56 271

By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 509

You deserved it 92 577

By cupcakelady127 - 23/03/2011 11:25 - United States

Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said, "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 279

You deserved it 17 149

By LilaTheGreat - 05/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Boyd

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 530

You deserved it 44 198

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By Demona666 - 06/12/2021 08:01

Today, I was in a car accident while driving to my brother's school to drop off some documents that he had to bring in, and forgot at home. While not even driving at 20 km/h, I started drifting on an icy spot. I hit a road sign and my car fell into a ditch. I probably have a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 954

You deserved it 102

By Anon - 09/02/2016 12:39 - United States - Toledo

Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 693

You deserved it 1 487

By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 848

You deserved it 42 481

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 255

You deserved it 4 149

By ttsutaoka - 11/07/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 056

You deserved it 2 783

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 03:00 - Australia - Warners Bay

Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 248

You deserved it 911

zolltf 4

Monday 24 January 2011 18:51

you shouldn't drive if you can't pay attention

moshmosh 0

Monday 24 January 2011 19:06

I agree your life sucks. not because you got in a accident , but for the fact that your mom dropped you on the head when you were a baby and you became a complete abnormal retard for thinking your in space via dust ... o_O

Comments

kat2711 2

Saturday 13 August 2011 21:33

Please stay off the road.

llZombiell 5

Thursday 8 September 2011 23:25

Lmao right on

radiocaf 29

Thursday 15 September 2011 18:14

I lol'd. Hard.

Ash24 6

Friday 14 October 2011 2:35

That's awsome! *not the accident part, pay attention!*

myalleyway 9

Saturday 7 April 2012 6:37

i like the way you said this. all these other people are yelling at this person and getting mad, and yet you can find a kind way to say this. i tip my hat to you.

tHEkAYjAy 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 16:57

You should NOT be driving what so ever. Or don't do drugs an drive. LSD will do that

Kingbreezy04 10

Thursday 15 December 2011 21:33

omg I, laughing so hard at this

Nataleena 1

Sunday 5 February 2012 10:51

Sounds like a Pisces.

bamberbear 0

Friday 10 February 2012 8:13

Were you stoned? YDI for not paying attention to your driving. I hope the cops made you take a breathalyzer test or something after you told them that story.