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FML - The follow-up
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(Heyyy, girl who made the post here! Had to make an account to reply). No, neither of us have piercings and neither of us know why it happened. While my boyfriend was searching on the internet for what exactly we should do, he found some guy who said he ripped his while eating a pear. I'd like to think I'm less of an idiot than that guy.
By cookies1616 - / Thursday 23 April 2015 03:50 / Canada - Qu?bec
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  gichikku  |  14

She could have been swirling her tongue around the tip as she backed out and went down too fast before she could have her tongue under again making the tip slam into the frenulum and ripping it.

By  MrConcise  |  34

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  MrConcise  |  34

I'm assuming you missed the point, so I'll use my nice attitude. Initially, when the injury occurred and before he had a chance to process what happened, there was probably blood trickling down his dangle. That would've sent a lot of guys into a panic or made them pass out on the spot.

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  Cass_x  |  22

Dude. Us, women, bleed from our vagina every single month. I feel sorry for you if you'd seriously pass out from seeing a bit of blood on your penis.

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  MrConcise  |  34

That's sort of the point. It's not supposed to happen to guys. The first thing we're wondering is "what did she just rip off with her mouth" if we're bleeding from a blowjob.

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  Cass_x  |  22

Well. Since male and female parts "down there" are pretty sensitive, maybe you could think about this; if it doesn't hurt, there's a pretty big chance the blood isn't yours.

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  MrConcise  |  34

Considering reactions are split-second, most people who see blood wouldn't come to that conclusion as their first thought. Geez, are we really arguing the semantics of sex injuries? I'm done, you all win, clearly the majority doesn't understand or agree with me.

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  MrConcise  |  34

"Man the fuck up" because I pointed out she's woozy over seeing blood when a guy should/would be? That's completely unrelated to the injury, the stupidity is overwhelming.

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  elcee1987  |  18

I'm totally with mrconcise. Many people initially would freak out seeing blood, only calming down after doing a self check to see if they're hurting anywhere.

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  cookies1616  |  5

(Haha, this is the girl who made the post. Had to make an account to reply to this hilariousness.) Don't worry, my boyfriend didn't freak out like I did. I realized the skin was broken because it hurt, so I let him know before he even realized there was blood. He never thought it was coming from him.

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  Scryll  |  17

Even though I'm sure your bf probably wouldn't have freaked out if there was blood, cause if it doesn't hurt there probably isn't blood

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  MrConcise  |  34

#47 - Maybe you just don't value your penis enough, then. Isn't the same as a bloody nose or some shit. @OP - Thanks for clarifying, was it hard telling him with your tongue in shambles?

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  MrConcise  |  34

The whole premise of the discussion was that you wouldn't know it was your partner. EDIT: Forreal, I'm done now. People want to make it about sexism and not caring about the girl when in reality it's just a knee-jerk reaction most people would have.

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  Welshite  |  39

For the sake of everyone's sanity, please stop arguing. No one cares, and at the end of the day y'all will still baby-talk your respective genitals.

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  MrConcise  |  34

Stop making false claims and acting like they're facts, I can't let go of blatant bullshit. There are plenty of cases where injuries don't hurt, and many more where they don't hurt immediately. I pick my cuticles all the time and find my hands with dry blood because I don't notice it, even though the wound is sore after it begins to heal.

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  MrConcise  |  34

That keyboard warrior, though. "I AIN'T NO BITCH, BLOOD AIN'T SHIT, 1v1 ME IRL, LOL THIS GUY SO CUTE". Dude, get over yourself. You're simply some macho wannabe who thinks that masculinity would protect you from a natural neurological reflex.

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  Scryll  |  17

Please, if you were even remotely concerned about your partner you'd think about her before yourself, simple. Obviously you've never been a meaningful relationship.

By  flufee2  |  26

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By  snowflaky  |  22

Please tell me you have a tongue piercing that got caught. Because if HE has the piercing on his dick.... *shudders* If there are no piercings involved, your bf must have razor pubes. Or you're an idiot. Because I'm not sure how else this would be possible.

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  cookies1616  |  5

(Heyyy, girl who made the post here! Had to make an account to reply). No, neither of us have piercings and neither of us know why it happened. While my boyfriend was searching on the internet for what exactly we should do, he found some guy who said he ripped his while eating a pear. I'd like to think I'm less of an idiot than that guy.

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