Love, Intimacy, Sex and Nice Guys: Major red flag

Major red flag

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 05:00 - United Kingdom - Ashfield

Today, my boyfriend has been super nice to me all day and I was enjoying the attention. At bedtime, he asked me if I was happy, I said yes, he asked if was I happy enough to try butt stuff. I said no, like I do every time he asks for butt stuff. He turned over and went to sleep. So much for being nice. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was sleeping, I got naked and sat on top of him. He woke up and I asked him if he would rather stay awake or go back to sleep, in hopes that he would stay awake and want to do some naughty stuff with me. His response? To grab my butt, and then go back to sleep. FML

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Make your mind up!

By nextcontestant16 - 19/11/2012 15:12 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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Mr Loverman

By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 08:01

Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML

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Gimme the D

By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 11:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML

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You what?

By charliesangel123 - 21/02/2010 17:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 22:24 - United States

Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML

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Kinky

By 9gingerface66 - 15/01/2012 06:29 - United States

Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML

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Brightside86 30

Saturday 25 February 2023 7:17

That always sucks to not be on the same page sexually. I really doubt this will be the last time you have this come up.

TomeDr 24

Saturday 25 February 2023 14:15

You’ve set a boundary and he’s constantly trying to cross it. You two need a serious talk about it. If he keeps pressing you on this issue, he’s being disrespectful. You might want to consider couples counseling.

Comments

Brightside86 30

Saturday 25 February 2023 7:17

That always sucks to not be on the same page sexually. I really doubt this will be the last time you have this come up.

The_Real_Cvh 10

Saturday 25 February 2023 9:37

So he tried all day to be super considerate and nice in the hope that you might be more open to suggestion because of his effort - and you’re surprised that he’s disappointed?

wiccaantje 21

Saturday 25 February 2023 14:02

This guy is correct, this can't be the first time he tried something like this, this shouldn't be surprising anymore and it's time to break up. He's not gonna get over wanting butt stuff and as shown by his attempts to convince you to do butt stuff: he genuinely thinks that this is something that you can compromise on. He's gonna get resentful and upset eventually, because in his mind he's being reasonable and accommodating and compromising and trying and working for it. Time to break up, before you get to that point, cuz it's gonna be nasty. People like that don't understand consent.

TomeDr 24

Saturday 25 February 2023 14:15

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 25 February 2023 17:00

I'd say he's an asshole, butt that might be a turn-on for him!

FluffythePink 19

Saturday 25 February 2023 23:46

"Buy me a strap on so I can do you too" Usually shuts them right up. Men are mostly screaming hypocrites when it comes to butt stuff. But if he's constantly badgering you for it then "I said No and if you can't actually respect that then it's time to re-evaluate this relationship" is the sentence you want.

core01 30

Sunday 26 February 2023 4:59

IME, this will never end. You will constantly be pressured, guilt-tripped, and bargained with to agree to anal. Constantly. Save yourself the frustration/animosity and dump the guy. It's not worth it.