Really? Where do you live? I hear it all the time.

CA. I guess the context of it just makes it sound a little weird to me lol.

Pack the bags we're going to cali

Weird. I live in Wisconsin, so maybe people just use it up north a lot more often or something.

Wouldn't you be able to tell if the person was heavily pregnant?

He was drunk. Apparently he didn't look past the big ****

I'm from Ca also and I've never heard it.

Do Californians usually say "visibly pregnant" as opposed to "heavily pregnant"? I've always heard "heavily pregnant" more often in the south.

I would just like to say on behalf of my fellow californians, that I have heard "heavily pregnant" used to describe a woman before. I don't think its necessarily a northern or southern thing.

In support of 42, I'm also from California and the term isn't necessarily uncommon. California does have a big mixture of cultures though so it may be a cultural thing possibly. But now that I've typed that out it seems even more unlikely... Hmm.

we usually say further along, big as fk, about to pop. etc.

I'm from Southern CA and I hear it often enough to know what it means.

I'm from New Jersey and I have never heard 'heavily pregnant' before either.

OP is from the UK, like myself, and this is a commonly used term over here.

I've never heard "heavily pregnant" either. It sounds... odd. I usually hear "very pregnant."

I'm a Texan and I've never heard "heavily pregnant" just "visibly pregnant".

Might as well add my two cents, Aus here and heavily pregnant is the common term. Don't often hear very pregnant.

Well I've never heard it exactly that way and I'm from

Man Doc, you must be feeling like super troll today.

Well here in the UK you would say heavily pregnant too. I consider that the norm.

In VA everyone says heavily pregnant

Well, gee. I wonder how all these diseases keep spreading? I'm sorry, but I am sick of hearing ignorant ass things like stop the **** shaming. There is nothing wrong with enjoying sex. Sleeping with people you met that day... People you DON'T KNOW?!? Ya know what? Never mind. You go right on ahead. Trust that thin piece of latex to guard your life. I sure as hell won't be teaching my children that sort of behavior is in any way acceptable. I do believe live and let live, but on a site or any situation where people make their personal business known it is not my job or anyone else's to validate that type of behavior. And let me be clear, that goes for men AND women.

for some reason it posted on the wrong comment.

43, I 100% agree with you. I think the term "**** shaming" was most likely invented by someone who had a lot of unsafe sex and got ridiculed for it. So now every one who has unsafe sex uses that as there go to response for any negativity they get about it.

I never heard this expression either I live in NJ btw

I'm from Cali and never heard that one either. Some people will sat "woah she's ready to pop!" but I don't know what you guys think of that term lol

I hear "ready to pop" a lot. Usually people just kinda stick their arms out with their hands touching as a visual example of "heavily pregnant." Washingtonian by the way.

I am from Minnesota and we say very pregant, or sporting a watermellon atound the waist

Things that make you go, "buhhhh..."

I think we all held our breath for a moment. Until we finished (reading) your sentence that you didn't.

Annnd big fail. My comment was for DocBastard.

He should go back to 2003 and use those Mcdonalds coupons.

Well, his ship was traveling inside a worm-hole.

She was probably testing to see whether he was. I'm sure she knew he wasn't the father, but horny guys can be convinced of much.

Nor the sharpest tool in the shed..

Lol, apparently not

Neither was he!!

In reply to #105- she might be the hoe though.

32- while I'm sure she knew he wasn't she also seemed to think she could convince him he either passed out for several months or that she jumped straight to the third trimester overnight... Nobody with a modicum of intelligence would believe that OR try to convince someone of it.

Maybe he thought she was fat.

Hm, that is a possibility. Good point.

That's what Earl thought with Joy in My Name is Earl. Maybe this girl is doing the same thing Joy was. Trying to find a baby daddy.

Nothing is obvious when your drunk.

Clearly, YOU'RE drunk.

Oopsie... Nothing is obvious when YOU'RE drunk. Those contractions get me every time but I wanted to get it corrected for all you OCD grammer nazis

#25, that's exactly what that girl is trying to do except this guy is obviously not as stupid as Earl.

It's called Paternity Fraud. Yes, I can blame her. OP should convince her to go on Maury.

Oh geez. I was afraid the vast majority of FML commenter would be too moronic to realize that was a joke. *sigh* Obviously you can blame her for trying, if only because Forest Gump wouldn't even fall for that. I doubt she was serious. Probably pulling his leg as a joke.

commenters

No, we realized the joke. It just wasn't funny.

Perhaps you did, but I think it was lost on our dear Bill Murray, what with being ready to file a paternity fraud charge.

nobody likes you 7. You basically insulted everyone. That's not very nice. Instead of being mean just accept the fact that you're not funny.

Hey, speak for yourself. I like #7. And guess what, I thought it was funny too. It's called sarcasm. Try to get with the program. On a side note: freaking noobies thinking they know everything.

Given the thumbs down you also received, 164, it seems that no one likes you either. Join the club! We have cookies and punch with chunks of pineapple in it!

Wow, some of you people are heartless.

English, is that you?!

No it's French

#69 I thought it was Mandarin.

Oh no, shes had enough from other guys. This chick is pregnant and trying to peg any dude she sleeps with as the daddy so she can get more child support. Why on earth would it be more of an FML for her? in the timeless words of children: "She started it!"

why would it be an FML on her? she's already "heavily pregnant" and she's still sleeping around!