Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that the April Fool's Day prank my girlfriend...

By gullible - 12/04/2014 16:01 - United States

Today, I found out that the April Fool's Day prank my girlfriend and best friend played on me was not a joke, and that they actually did sleep together. FML

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By Aprilfools - 12/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

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By Paco4242 - 13/06/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

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You deserved it 78 217

By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

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You deserved it 1 981

By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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You deserved it 3 560

By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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You deserved it 2 427

By weirdesout - 05/06/2010 02:03 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

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You deserved it 8 738

By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 12:55 - Ukraine - Kiev

Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML

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You deserved it 5 670

By facebookdeception - 31/10/2014 04:25 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 4 502

Three's a crowd

By Bisexual moron - 05/10/2022 08:00

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 204

You deserved it 1 615

By Daddy. - 17/02/2010 08:15 - Australia

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

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You deserved it 8 333

Audem_fml 27

Saturday 12 April 2014 19:39

Sorry for you :/ No one deserves that.

MmmPinkTacos 11

Saturday 12 April 2014 19:41

Sounds like them being true friends was the real prank...

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tjw1616 21

Saturday 12 April 2014 23:20

aww man :( I'm sorry op, obviously neither one of them deserves you, I'd cut both of them out of your life

MrsHaxxo 22

Saturday 12 April 2014 23:27

That sucks man, find a better girlfriend

RomeyRich 22

Saturday 12 April 2014 23:27

thats suck keep ur head up OP

skipper2009 18

Sunday 13 April 2014 0:16

So I guess that whole "bros before hoes" is just a lie?

iAshelle 11

Sunday 13 April 2014 1:04

That is messed up! You deserve better. A girlfriend and best friend.

lakers101 7

Sunday 13 April 2014 1:39

I feel like I have seen this before

bluefrootloops 13

Sunday 13 April 2014 2:47

Ever watch the 80s movie April Fool's Day?

BiggestMistake96 9

Sunday 13 April 2014 3:35

how do you know its not a joke?

BiggestMistake96 9

Sunday 13 April 2014 3:36

what if it is a joke dude

coldashell 23

Sunday 13 April 2014 4:04

You just had to comment twice. Good for you.

likice93 7

Sunday 13 April 2014 3:40

That might not be a bad thing lol you could always get a threesome out of it

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Today, I realized that I'm the only person in my house not getting any. My sister is sleeping with my ex. My roommate is sleeping with my brother, and my mom texted me, asking to make it look like she slept in her bed so that she didn't have to do the "walk of shame" in the morning. FML

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Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML

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Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML

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Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML

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Today, after 7 hours of driving, I begged my wife to take over for the last 3 hours. She pulled out a flask and took a long swig, then smirked at me. I drove the rest of the way. FML

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Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML

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Same thing different taste

Three's a crowd

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