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Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. FML

By cmerr - / Thursday 19 March 2009 07:40 / United States
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how the fuck does he rule? he's a fucking jerk! you know what I hope when I get a girlfriend she cheats on me. she'll be the best girlfriend ever! (sarcasm)

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i agree, dump him. but seriously? if you're in college, you shouldn't be surprised. If you aren't in college, don't date someone who is, and welcome to college-life

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