Animals: Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were...

By oopsies - 04/07/2011 09:11 - United States

Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2021 08:01

Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML

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By drreeeewwww - 25/11/2014 20:44 - United States - Salem

Today, I found out that my dog likes to howl when he hears sirens. I live next to the fire station. FML

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By damn dog - 05/07/2013 05:43 - United States

Today, during a firework show, my dog gave me her opinion about them by practically eating half my bedroom door then defecating on my bed. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By S.Bunny - 22/01/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML

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By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML

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By wellokaythen - 14/05/2013 19:52 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 12/07/2020 08:01

Today, I was laying with my cat when someone set off a firework next to my window. Now I have stitches and a bed covered in blood. FML

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By triple l - 15/10/2012 08:33 - United States

Today, the police searched my house because my neighbors thought we were aiming a gun with laser sight at them. We were only getting our daft dog to chase a laser light around; we don't even own any guns. FML

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gabirolon 1

Monday 4 July 2011 16:11

wow did u reported him????!!!!????? that's sooooo f..ed up!!!!

danishbagel 3

Monday 4 July 2011 16:09

Reminds me of Old Yeller...

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mjhcc 6

Monday 4 July 2011 17:56

Sad. SMH!

eastangels 0

Monday 4 July 2011 17:56

that's terrible!!!!! I could never shoot my dog, or anything for that matter

Jake0928 2

Monday 4 July 2011 18:05

sounds like you live in a good neighborhood...

blacksswan 10

Monday 4 July 2011 18:08

Maybe the dog was sick and dying and he couldn't afford the vet. Still thats just wrong. I hope you reported the bastard.

samanthalynn12 0

Monday 4 July 2011 18:08

thats not even fricking funny AT ALL. disgusting and heartless people still continue to amaze me.

ostrich13 0

Monday 4 July 2011 18:11

THAT IS SO FREAKING AWFUL!!!!!!

maffy4ever 8

Monday 4 July 2011 18:13

He shot his dog? That's really cruel. He can be arrested for that.

SoccerCutie101 0

Monday 4 July 2011 18:24

isn't that animal cruelty? that's so mean :'(

HBoks 7

Monday 4 July 2011 18:26

awwwwww....poor dogg:'(

trellz17 19

Monday 4 July 2011 18:32

no this a F that dogs life not yours.

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