By nofrickenway - 25/04/2012 00:08 - United States - Newport News

Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
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OBUDDAYJOELPUTTY 12

You might want to go ahead and stop your mother-in-law now before you have two wives.

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hasaz6969 0

Tell the bitch she'll where we live and won't be picky or not at all.

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sailorguy 2

Marriage is for idiots. Your story is why.

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perdix 29

Is she a MILILF? If not, invest heavily in alcohol, at some level on intoxication, a mother-daughter three-way seems like a good idea.

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RedPillSucks 31

Unless they're both wearing strap-on

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simplylost643 0

#89- Yes, but it's also the same level of intoxication that has you thinking it's a good idea to pet that growling dog, because it's just so darn cute. The level of drunk that has you believing it'll be ok if I take off all my clothes here, we're all adults. Things that occur at that level of NOT sober, never end well. Unfortunetly.

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BobbieH 19

That's a bad situation, sorry OP. FYL!

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Vaginabutter 15

Tome to put on your big boy pants and say "Hell NO"!

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heitwl 1

Use the word no it works quite well. Yell her she can sleep on the sofa till she gets a job and an apartment.

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theonlysweetpea 10

No. Just hell no! Tell your so-called "wife" to act like she has a uterus

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