By yoggabe - 18/08/2012 20:34 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I found out that my six year old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 539
You deserved it 2 344

Same thing different taste

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Does your boyfriend by chance have a sibling closer to her age? Maybe it would get her on a different course.

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For real? She's 6! She'll forget about him, the first time she sees a hot 6-7 year old boy! Get a life! She's an innocent kid with a crush! YDI

xxjosefinaxx 2

Don't worry, she won't be any competition for another 12 years.

doglover100 28

That's cute. She'll outgrow her crush.

I've seen enough loli to know where this is going.

mrsmaglietta 6

sleep with one eye open, she might try to whack the competition

That's so freakin' cute! Why is this a fml? Unless she's planning to take the competition - you - out by slander or murder, it isn't THAT bad, is it?

kitsune3 20

OP...she's SIX. Her being obsessed with your bf doesn't mean anything. She'll get over it eventually.