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Tell her since she thinks old things are usless, you're going to toss her in the trash if she keeps aging.

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umm actually Scotch isn't for noobs. try a scotch on the rocks and sip. it's not a shot. will give u a diff perspective

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Better get her ass to a liquor store and have a lesson on what good spirits are. tossing out a good vintage scotch is tantamount to homicide.

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agreed with 35. scotch is amazing. if you think it's for noobs, wait til you try it and your mouth goes numb

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YDI because you didn't specify the type of movement. Were you having unusual spasms where Scotch is the only antidote? Were you simply walking around? Excercising? Changing residences? How recently did you buy it?

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YDI for while moving, asking your wife where she put the alcohol. She told you she threw it out, because it was old. It was Scotch. It's supposed to be old.

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skroal plz tell me you live in edmonton so I can fucking beat you retarted, so that I will not stumble upon your unfunny bit that you stole from another FML'er.

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alcohol makes bad stuff go away. personally I like gin and liquor, but I can go for a good scotch.

Tell her since she thinks old things are usless, you're going to toss her in the trash if she keeps aging.

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wine will continue to age after bottling other than that once bottled it stops aging just a helpful tip

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scotch is hard to drink for most ppl most hard alcohol is but as scotch is supposed to be drank strait it's worse than most beer is easy to drink and refreshing

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Beer is fuckin nasty! I don't like tequilla, but basically everything else on that pretty little list up there, I'm willing to go with lolz.

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Scotch is delicious but it doesn't beat rum and whiskey. Buy another bottle and beat her with it.

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Scotch is whiskey, genius. Read the labels more closely. "Scotch whiskey" "bourbon whiskey" "rye whiskey" "sour mash whiskey" etc.

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Ohh someone knows their shit! Don't forget the "Canadian whiskey" and ofcousre "Irish whiskey" such as "Jameson". That's where Jenna got her porn name.

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