By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 04:04 - United States

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Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML
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justsayfuck 5

Oh wow. That really sucks! I am surprised you're feeling horny with all the other emotions, but I guess that's your smallest 'problem'. Good luck with your sister, the baby and the ex.

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Kiidaver 3

Hey I can help you out with your horny problem anytime ;)

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lunkness_monster 0

You should message me, I would take you on a romantic date to the olive garden, then if the mood was right, we could either have hot passionate sex, or cuddle. :) [email protected]

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oopsscrewedagain 6

Hit me up;) Nah juss kiddin, he sounds like a complete douche, I'm sorry

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sinner92 4

Wow.... I don't know how your sister would be able to look you in the face after that. And your ex is a prick.

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ash268 18

Ohhhhh crap! That's messed up, sorry to hear that OP

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