Love: Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder...

By Monsieur-Madame - 31/05/2012 20:19 - France - Courtisols

Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder with a message saying, "I'm away for two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please address me by my new name: Crystal." FML

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By absense - 16/03/2016 07:43 - United Kingdom

Today, after returning to work from a week-long sickness, I sent out an apologetic email to all of my clients to explain my lack of communication due to absence. I realised afterwards I had put the subject line as 'Absense'. And sent it to all of my clients. FML

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By Farah - 26/09/2016 14:42 - Bangladesh

Today, I e-mailed an employer to ask about a job I had applied for earlier. The employer in question was on vacation. The person who replied had the position which I had applied for mentioned in their signature. FML

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By Soon2beexhr - 05/02/2018 15:00

Today, my boss tested a candidate for my current position while I was out of the office. How did I find out? I work in HR and the test results were sent to my email. The reason I was out was to have emergency surgery. Now I get to recover and job search at the same time. FML

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By unlucky - 06/02/2009 22:40 - United States

Today, I noticed a prospective employer I had been networking with changed her last name on her e-mail signature. I wished the aquaintence congratulations on her new marriage. Her divorce was finalized this week. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 16:49 - United States

Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML

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By Anyonehiring - 28/06/2016 01:05 - United States - Tempe

Today, I had the great pleasure of meeting my replacement, who was sitting at my desk in my office. My boss must've forgotten to mention to me that I've been fired. FML

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By Ugly_Broke_Medussssssa - 16/08/2018 01:30

Today, while working at my job in a luxury retail store, a woman left me a business card. It was for a plastic surgeon. FML

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By offtothejobcentre - 31/12/2012 22:42 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss put me on suspension, a week after granting a subordinate time off to recover from surgery. When I signed the paperwork, I was too embarrassed to admit I didn't understand her writing, which apparently said she was getting treated for "dangerously low levels of dick". FML

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By dontplaywithmyfeelings - 03/03/2015 01:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got a new job and told everyone about it. A few hours later, I got an email from the executive saying I actually don't have the job anymore. FML

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By wormiformed - 03/10/2015 04:14 - New Zealand

Today, I had an emergency appendectomy, so I texted my boss to let him know about the situation. He replied that it'd be good for my continued employment prospects if I come into work tomorrow. FML

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KayBo 13

Friday 1 June 2012 1:11

At least the people you work with have a sense of humour, even if it is at your expense, Crystal.

_ebbonyy 11

Friday 1 June 2012 1:10

Hahah sorry OP but you've got to admit, it is pretty funny :)

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jwbfml 11

Friday 1 June 2012 2:02

Sorry for your misfortune Crystal.

taystahl 7

Friday 1 June 2012 2:26

hahah silly silly people :D

KrayKrayGurl117 7

Friday 1 June 2012 2:31

Hahahahahahaha... Hahahhahahaha

FangKusakabe 0

Friday 1 June 2012 2:37

Lol this is why I put a lock on shit like that. Sucks to be you xD

tony1891 22

Friday 1 June 2012 2:37

hello Crystal. Nice to meet you.

Arrawyn 12

Friday 1 June 2012 2:44

Hey Crystal, what's your given name?

reddudeover 2

Friday 1 June 2012 2:45

At least you weren't in the hospital and they switched your charts. Causing you to wake up without a penis. I miss my penis. *Looks longingly into the sunset.