By foreveravirgin - 15/08/2012 19:07 - United States - New Orleans

Spicy
Today, I found out that instead of going on a date with a girl I've liked for months, I'm going to be forced to have lunch with my grandmother tomorrow. Instead of losing my virginity, I will get to be interrogated about why I'm single. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 724
You deserved it 7 303

Same thing different taste

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Why do you assume she would have sex with you?

This FML smells like it was written by someone under age 20...

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Maybe OP wasn't assuming he'd get laid on the first date. There needs to be a first, for there to be a second. If not OP "you can't make a ho a house wife"

Quit being a whiney little bitch and suck it up. There will be many more opportunities to get laid. Spend the time with your grandmother while you can. It is time spent that you will not regret later in life. Think with your heart and not your pelvis.

SwaggCapone 11

enjoy her while she's still around. I got one left and she's dying. so be happy

From your fml...I see a pattern forming, which explains the virginity.

hcheetahxo 1

How do you know that she'd even have sex with you? That's ignorant you don't deserve to go on a date if you think like that

You should know better, OP. I would normally add a tirade to extend this theory, but I am far too tired. YDI.

It's the first date and you're expecting sex? Guys these days -_-

Who says she was going to have sex with you?

Where's DocBastard when you need him :P? Anyways, it's 50/50 in my book. FYL for having to cancel a date, YDI for expecting sex on the first date.

You had high hopes for that lunch date!