By foreveravirgin - 15/08/2012 19:07 - United States - New Orleans

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Today, I found out that instead of going on a date with a girl I've liked for months, I'm going to be forced to have lunch with my grandmother tomorrow. Instead of losing my virginity, I will get to be interrogated about why I'm single. FML
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Ilikeurfmls 13

Why do you assume she would have sex with you?

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doctorhook86 24

This FML smells like it was written by someone under age 20...

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Colonel_Lexi 18

So you're expecting to get action on the first date? Either she's easy or you haven't been on the dating scene that long.

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supportcommand 17

Pretty confident you are going to get some. Just tell her your stuck with grandma. Might get some brownie points for it. Earning brownie points gets the back door open usually.

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LemonLolly 10

What makes you think that you were going to lose your virginity??

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funkyowls 1

YDI for assuming you'll lose your virginity on the first date

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aaronlopez20 4

if she would have sex on the first date? wayyyy to easy/slutty find someone better

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Ozuru 11

lmao sex on the first date keep dreaming.

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gallir24 6

The word forced is a strong word. Unless you're going to be tied up, thrown into the back of a vehicle and driven to meet you grandmother I would just go on the date...

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Lillias_fml 19

Look from the bright side, if she's able to go out another day with you, she'll be worth it..

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mmmmIdiots 5

Maybe its a good thing mate?! You wouldn't want a girl that gives it up on the first date.... Way to easy!!!

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