Intimacy: Today, I found out that instead of going on a date with a girl...

By foreveravirgin - 15/08/2012 19:07 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I found out that instead of going on a date with a girl I've liked for months, I'm going to be forced to have lunch with my grandmother tomorrow. Instead of losing my virginity, I will get to be interrogated about why I'm single. FML

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By Forever alone Guy - 19/02/2013 23:07 - Australia - Narre Warren

Today, I've been single for so long my grandmother had to ask if I actually like women or not. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 04:21 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 22:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML

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By ghost? - 16/12/2012 08:31 - Australia - Perth

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML

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By Sara - 03/05/2016 16:52 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend and I went to visit his grandparents. Everything went well, until his grandmother approached me and asked me if I wanted to try some of her old bras. I didn't want to be rude, so I went with her. Most awkward moment of my life. FML

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By cheese123 - 03/01/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML

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By kolgate - 15/02/2012 10:12 - United States

Today, I called my grandmother to wish her a happy Valentine's Day. She asked me if I had a date lined up. I didn't, and before I could explain why, she responded with, "Well, maybe all the other gays went on vacation!" Thanks Grandma, I'm not gay. FML

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By fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

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Run for the hills

By fuck this shiit! - 15/06/2022 02:00

Today, I found out why my fiancé waited for me to meet his family. We had dinner at their place, the women were not permitted to talk while the men were in the room, also no eye contact with the men, and we had to eat separately. He says he wants me to learn to be a good and decent wife from them. FML

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By epistaxis - 02/02/2009 00:43 - Australia

Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

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Thursday 16 August 2012 0:03

Why do you assume she would have sex with you?

doctorhook86 24

Thursday 16 August 2012 0:13

This FML smells like it was written by someone under age 20...

Comments

thundergirl_fml 2

Thursday 16 August 2012 3:23

Expect to get laid after one lunch, it's no surprise you still have your virginity

iloveshim 14

Thursday 16 August 2012 3:28

**** grandma

JOEGERNAUTT 1

Thursday 16 August 2012 4:12

I LOLed

iloveshim 14

Thursday 16 August 2012 23:22

At least someone has a sense of humor

LadyCricket723 8

Thursday 16 August 2012 3:45

Enjoy time with your Grandmother. Some of us never got to enjoy that time or even meet our grandparents. You are blessed to still have yours. Go on your date afterwards. Tell your granny all about her. She was young once too!!! :)

PinkMystic1399 0

Thursday 16 August 2012 3:50

Well why do you just assume she will sleep with you?!?! and be lucky your grandmother is still with you, cherish the time you guys spend with each other because if that girl loves you enough to sleep with you, then she can understand.

weeabaka 6

Thursday 16 August 2012 3:59

You haven't known the chick long enough for her to take precedence over your family, let alone for you to be planning to **** her on the first date.

gman90210 18

Thursday 16 August 2012 4:05

Be glad you still have time with her and cherish it.

JOEGERNAUTT 1

Thursday 16 August 2012 4:11

Booty > Grandma Sorry, but it's true.

Justy101 23

Thursday 16 August 2012 4:32

It sounds to me that you don't give a shit about the girl, you just want to have sex. YDI

chris20579 1

Thursday 16 August 2012 5:09

Id say I wouldn't be single right now if I had to be here, then I'd leave

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 16 August 2012 5:12

sex and first date happens but not very often...you'll have a better shot buying a condom and not using it for real before that happens or maybe finding a tampon/pad in the men's restroom ...either way it's a low chance...