By foreveravirgin - 15/08/2012 19:07 - United States - New Orleans

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Today, I found out that instead of going on a date with a girl I've liked for months, I'm going to be forced to have lunch with my grandmother tomorrow. Instead of losing my virginity, I will get to be interrogated about why I'm single. FML
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Ilikeurfmls 13

Why do you assume she would have sex with you?

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doctorhook86 24

This FML smells like it was written by someone under age 20...

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Calingaladha 21

You deserve it for expecting sex on the first date. Whatever happened to getting to know a girl before you plug her? If she wants it, that's fine, but don't assume that sort of thing..

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cc88 3

If the girl likes you, she'll wait another day...

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ziphii 6

Who forces you to have lunch with your Gramma? Schedule things when you're free... unless you're a kid, then forget about sex and grow up first

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1_4M_A_M49 5

There's always dinner, and sex after that...?

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18ieronimo 4

******* ditch your gma and go ham on tht hole

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LadyJoker21 0

Answer because of u nigga

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brutaltruth 3

Yea right, lunch date + 1st date = no sex for you regardless. Get real!

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awkward_gothlady 32

So you couldn't have said you already had plans? And there's no guarantee the girl would have had sex with you. Not everyone wants to after just one date.

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