By foreveravirgin - 15/08/2012 19:07 - United States - New Orleans

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Today, I found out that instead of going on a date with a girl I've liked for months, I'm going to be forced to have lunch with my grandmother tomorrow. Instead of losing my virginity, I will get to be interrogated about why I'm single. FML
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Ilikeurfmls 13

Why do you assume she would have sex with you?

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doctorhook86 24

This FML smells like it was written by someone under age 20...

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chick92282 15

Oh suck it up! You're talking about one girl who may or may not be willing to have sex with you. There are plenty of others. On the other hand, your grandmother will not be around forever. She is family. Grandmother trumps wanna-be girlfriend any day of the week, or she would if you weren't so damn immature.

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FuzzyJack 15

Sex on your first date? Dream on. Unless you think losing your viginity means a kiss.

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Enslaved 36

That's pretty ballsy of you to think your first time going out with this girl-- you like-- is going to get you laid. Is she a hooker?

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aldbe 1

Haha ydi because you're being whiny. My grandma died last year.. And I spent time with her, but never enough. Unless your grandma beats you or something, if she hadn't given birth to your parent, you wouldn't exist. So go change your tampon and be nice to your grandma

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MochiDango 4

OP is a man, I think it would have been more appropriate to say something along the lines of grow a pair, stop being a pussy or grow up. I am sorry about the loss of your grandma though.

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aldbe 1

Thanks MochiDango. I know he's a man. I always tell guys that are being pansies to change their tampon lol bad habit!

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japtap81 16

1- if she's willing to have sex on the first date, ur better off without her. 2- if u want sex so bad just go online and say ur age and ur a virgin. A lot of girls will take pity and give it to u. Then leave cuz they are *****. 3- sex and girlfriend is way different! U won't get a girlfriend when u keep saying u need sex. 4- DON'T TREAT GIRLS LIKE DOGS! u expect to get laid on the first date? Ull be a virgin for a very long time. And considered a DOG urself

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carminecris89 13

You assume much. Sounds like you don't like her as much as you just want to get laid. Your only intent is using her and we're supposed to feel sorry for you?

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astralvagan 20

Why not go on a dinner date later that evening?

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perdix 29

I seriously doubt that, as a virgin, you would get laid on a first date. Maybe Granny could give you a handie, so you can at least fold and spindle your V-card before you lose it altogether.

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Welshite 39

That is wrong on so many levels. *shudder*

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perdix 29

This ain't Answers.com, it's FML. Getting it wrong is part of the fun . . . most of it, I reckon.

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Nonamegjerning 0

Take the girl to lunch with you to meet Grandma

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jnaust 8

I like this idea. Although the girl might be posting a FML about a mommies boy how took his granny on their first date. OP: "This is my granny Mavis..... Wanna ****?" :-/

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jnaust 8

Damn it that should have been who not how. Sorry.

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devore504 7

be happy you still have a grandmother jerk

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flutter4 7

I know! I wish I still had my grandmother.

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