Health: Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight....

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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By see you next cunt - 18/03/2014 19:44 - United States

Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML

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By rolypoly - 05/03/2014 12:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last 2 miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 01:50 - United States - Guthrie

Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML

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By DMO - 07/07/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

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By PickYourselfUp - 06/10/2014 03:17 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, was the day I would turn my life around and start losing weight. I went outside for my first run and said, "I got this!" I confidently stepped forward, the first symbolic steps to my new life. In the anticipation, I forgot my porch had steps. I face-planted on my driveway. FML

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By notafatlump - 02/02/2011 05:07

Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML

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By thatfatkid - 10/08/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML

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By FatRunner - 05/11/2009 07:41 - New Zealand

Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 16:34 - Ireland

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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Thursday 30 December 2010 12:04

Run in place, in your house. Don't go outside.

smileanyway 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 12:20

Don't let them get to you. Keep running and soon enough people will be shouting "Pump those skinny legs" and wolf whistling. Work it girl!

Comments

irandom 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 14:27

I've been there before... Just don't give up, you're doing the best thing for yourself.

sapphirestar 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 14:27

Op, just ignore that idiot!

MzKylz 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 14:28

Dont give up.. that person will always be ugly.. you however can diet :)

greycellgreen 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 14:29

Yeah, people are mean

xwy 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 14:31

Run in dark.. **** others. you are doing this for yourself.

HuiYaMing 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 14:37

prove that horrible person wrong and keep running don't let the b*stards grind you down

fruzz 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 14:42

aww don't be shy! if u rly don't want to go outside and run u could get a treadmill or some exercise DVDs or even zumba haha

entwined 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 14:46

OP don't give up.. in no time you'll be turning heads :)

upinarms_fml 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 14:53

If you keep at it those guys will one day be checking you out.

Jenmaree 9

Thursday 30 December 2010 15:05

Wear the biggest headphones you can find and play loud music, that way: a) You won't be able to hear insults and b) Anyone yelling at you will look like an idiot.