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Why not go outside? You'll still be alone all day. I can help you change location, but I cannot change time not can I keep you from being unbearable to be with. Go to school where the teachers are paid to be there with you, and your classmates are forced against their will to go.

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What with still being in school and likely not having a job--a reasonable assumption--it doesn't seem to me that the OP (this means Original Poster) is being taxed too heavily. ... All in all, boring FML posted by a boring person. Let's hope somebody mentions abortion or the Ground Zero mosque, maybe causing a ruckus that way. Also, You Deserve It (YDI), fatty.

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It is that easy. If you use facebook, xbox or any social media talk to your friends or request friends in your area and then ask them to chill. If you have no access to social media, you're lying because you're here, go outside. go see a movie in a genre you like and then talk to a stranger, go up to someone wearing a shirt or something you like and say hi. Or just make conversation with everyone, someone is bound to say something positive back.

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You totally agree that I have problems or that OP should get a gerbil? You guys must be fairly new or not quite used to my twisted complex and crude sense of humor. Well, here's a useful tip, get over it.

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First, I would never rape a gerbil, I would buy it dinner first. Second, no one said anything racist. Racist would be Asians have sex with gerbils because they murder all women born in their countries at birth.

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Reading this thread caused my testosterone production to plummet and my IQ to drop 8 points. Raping gerbils?? What the fuck is wrong with you people? Chinchillas are much softer.

Why not go outside? You'll still be alone all day. I can help you change location, but I cannot change time not can I keep you from being unbearable to be with. Go to school where the teachers are paid to be there with you, and your classmates are forced against their will to go.

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