By Anonymous - 10/10/2014 21:51 - United States - Lemont

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Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML
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flufee2 27

That should have been a clear sign that it wasn't the right time to lose it...

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Comments

trellz17 19

I didn't know people actually did that.

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myeviltwin 20

Skipped the comments. But seriously, you had to beg a hooker to take your money?????? I have absolutely no response to that.

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Jellysweetheart 23

That's definitely you deserved it... You actively sought a hooker because you felt like having sex.

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BubbleGrunge 18

I mean, most people who seek hookers are looking for sex.

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ShitHappen_fml 15

What is up with losing virginity? there are things more important than that in life you know!

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siniclehamster 16

I agree, but come on its definitely on most people's bucket list and the basis of life itself.

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ranasinj 11

This is beyond pathetic. It's even worse because you chose to pay for sex for your first time. You are a disgusting excuse for a man.

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ARetardedSeal 24

Is it like the social norm to lose virginity before marriage? Seriously bro, you nerd to think before you act.

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limabeans101029 20

Well... yes, it is a social norm to have sex before marriage. Most people understand the fact that it's not a terrible and evil thing to have sex before getting married. A lot of people do it.

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underthesea12 24

It's pretty bad when you have to neg a hooker. ydi

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CenturionK 3

Really sorry your life is so rough, but patience is a virtue, and some things are worth waiting for.

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