By Anonymous - 10/10/2014 21:51 - United States - Lemont

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Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML
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Same thing different taste

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That should have been a clear sign that it wasn't the right time to lose it...

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Now that you've joined the rest of us... Bet you wish you still had that money... I'm sorry you felt the need to bang a prostitute to rid yourself of a stupid word.

I lost my virginity at a latina happy ending massage place. Don't regret a thing. She was hot and it was such a useful experience for learning and *******

I hope this doesn't come off as rude, but you really shouldn't have done it. You should have waited until you found someone willing to take it, not paying some skaggy street harlot to do it. It may not have been the right time for you to lose it. But if you want to do it that way OP, just watch out for diseases and be safe. And at least you got laid.

Good for you man. However you gotta get it in

What, were your high school buddies teasing you for it? Seriously man, the sex itself is meaningless if the person isn't even someone you KNOW, let alone LOVE.