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By Anonymous - / Friday 10 October 2014 21:51 / United States - Lemont
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  devildog562  |  33

And yet people are voting for your life sucks. No the hooker you paid sucks and you deserve op. Every dollar of it .

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  Noelletakumi  |  35

I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to say YDI, buddy. I know it seems rough when you gotta wait for that sort of thing, but wouldn't it have been so much nicer if it were with someone you truly loved?

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  michaelaranda  |  28

I didnt lose my virginity to someone i loved, and most guys i know decided not to wait for the right person. That being said, I regretted losing my virginity, even though she was a hot college girl (i was still in hs). I still wish i had mine. Im pretty sure op, you will regret this way more than you can even imagine. And that sucks.

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  metalscales  |  13

mission accomplished!!His goal was to get laid not to save his virginity for some sentimental reason to make him warm and fuzzy inside later in life.fyl for having to pay/beg for it

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  Zebediabolical  |  36

There's nothing wrong with hiring a pro. They're like bartenders. They'll listen to anything you say. And some of them are pretty damned good at it. That said, t's a little crazy to hire one of the street. You never really know what you're getting until it's too late.

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There's a sad reality that some people may never get that. Sometimes they've been cursed with bad looks, or a disability. Sometimes they're just so awful with women that they never get anywhere when it comes to talking with them. Honestly I feel for OP. FYL OP.

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  Eek74  |  11

You're assuming that "Losing your viriginity with somebody you truly love" is an available option for most males. This is a misunderstanding of the male condition. (There's some complicated reasons why this is so - but you can start getting some feeling for this by thinking about "How attractive do I find truly desperate, clumsy guys?")

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  stellamahone  |  4

wow OP I really hope she was attractive. I'd give it up for money too if it was a lot. more like FHL.

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  ChristianH39  |  28

I think she needs to head to wherever they sell moral compasses

By  Rainhawk94  |  27

Doesn't matter, had sex

By  sionis  |  3

Focus on books and college! With the time you'll save for additional studies since you won't have a social life you'll get your PhD more quickly; then you can just buy women

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  devildog562  |  33

Fairly simply if you head to the north side . Across the street bam . Not saying it's right but it's pretty damn obvious .

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  marcranger  |  28

Tenure-track positions are really hard to come by, so if OP gets a Ph.D., he'll most likely be stuck with crap-paying adjunct jobs. The only way he'd get any tail is if he picked up some doe-eyed freshman girl who didn't know any better, and then he'd get fired for violating the school's code of conduct. I'd say OP should just sign up for online dating!

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  fly_panda  |  4

a female lacking a social life could do the same thing. and 'buying a woman' doesn't imply looking down on women, all men and women have a cost...so, not mysogyny

By  njgohard  |  16

Baby steps.

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  JJ_86  |  22

Why was this comment this down voted? If this guy realized that losing the virginity to a hooker is a worthy FML, he is on the road to find the real thing.

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  siniclehamster  |  16

I'll probably never loose my viginity as I'm very shy but I'd rather be a virgin than a one hit wonder with mushrooms going on my junk. That would for sure decreases my ability to attract a significant other.

By  GeneralDerp  |  5

At least you only paid by the minute.

By  alex_gen  |  36

Now you can start on the path of living your life with HIV. Good luck.

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