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Dear OP, ...err. YDI. Clearly the race-car bed is a negative thing for you, as you're posting about it on FML. Let's just presume that hey maybe a new bed isn't in homeboys' budget, or his parents' right now. Fair fair. The significance of this bed being a race-car and then you're having sex in it... clearly it wasn't enough of a thing to prevent you guys from going at it, and clearly you found it skeevy enough that you took note and posted as such. Is the post an FYL because your boyfriend *has* a race-car bed and you slept together in it, or is it an FYL because you were up for losing your virginity in a bed shaped as a race-car? Maybe because his bed being a race-car was the only memorable thing about the experience? Help us out here. You (generally speaking) have a modicum of power to decide where and when you want intercourse, even if you're kids without a car. Granted, that power is extremely limited- however I can sum it up into two words that can literally be applied to any environment until you find one that suits you for sex (especially if your boyfriend has a race-car bed and you're not into it): "somewhere else". Such as *your* bed, for instance. I guess I'm just a little confused as to the /facepalm aspect of this post.
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Like Charlie sheen, I bet he's winning
hot ;)
that's pretty badass actually..
that's awesome...(:
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Was it fast?
Did you win the race?