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By mavrick127 - 29/09/2016 14:21 - United States - Atlanta

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Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Spicy

Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all this, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML

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A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2017 10:04 - United States - Newtown

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Today, my crush fell asleep on me on the bus. This would have been fantastic if I didn't immediately have an erection in her ear. FML

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By brokedick - 12/12/2011 06:23 - United States

Spicy

Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML

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By jswag2004 - 11/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Elgin

Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML

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By suosi - 26/07/2015 17:55 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML

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Time waster

By le_evan - 29/10/2012 20:49 - United States - Los Angeles

Spicy

Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML

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By tequilashot - 20/09/2016 04:40 - Brazil - Porto Alegre

Spicy

Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2018 03:30

Today, I had sex with a guy I'd had a crush on for a long time. When I asked if he was having trouble putting it in, he answered that he was fully in. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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kelciimackk 24

Friday 30 September 2016 9:44

life's hard when you're not

Idontevenknowwhattoput 4

Friday 30 September 2016 10:55

Due to some of the comments that are like a true man this and whatever, I just want to tell you guys that bodies aren't perfect. Just because you were given a random mass of cells one day doesn't mean you know how to control it. And there is nothing wrong with admitting that. Op didn't mess up, and there is nothing he could do. The stress of liking someone, and wanting to impress them and make sure it was perfect probably just got in the way. Honestly that's kind of adorable that he liked her that much, so stop being hard on him! As a female myself I'd like to say that there is nothing wrong with what happened, and if she likes him it shouldn't be a problem! Things happen! It doesn't make him "any less of man" or crap.

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kikimiko 7

Monday 3 October 2016 15:07

It's okay man. That happened to one guy I dated. No worries. I thought it was cute that I made him so nervous. Next time he got it done! Lol

sks220 6

Friday 4 November 2016 9:40

same thing happened to me a few months ago bro.. it sucks

LevelupKid 8

Monday 7 November 2016 19:32

a moment of silence...

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