Work: Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female...

By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 16:56 - Canada

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

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By Spudzy - 11/04/2012 16:46 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

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By fucked - 06/02/2015 08:06 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML

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By Justanotherwreck - 20/04/2019 16:00

Today, we had an office party. I got extremely drunk and invited my younger coworker into the bathroom to make out repeatedly. Not only did he reject me multiple times, but he also looked super traumatised and hasn’t said a word to me since. FML

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Never do this

By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 09:59 - United States

Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss' wife. I work for my parents. FML

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I'm too old for this shit

By HateCelebz - 15/09/2023 06:00

Today, I went out for drinks with two 18 year-old girls and a 30 year-old woman. I'm 53, and wanted to hook up with the 30 year-old. She got drunk after an hour and went home in a taxi, meanwhile the two 18 year-olds drank me under the table. I'm sat with them trying to sober up so I can walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 20:14 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML

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Childlike wonder

By Whatever - 17/02/2022 23:59 - United States - Ronkonkoma

Today, my male coworker, who is 15 years my senior, booped me on the nose. I'm 46 years-old. FML

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Small world

By Anonymous - 03/11/2023 12:00

Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML

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djb23 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 2:07

old women need love too!

farmgirl 3

Sunday 9 August 2009 2:09

well, are you a paid intern? because now might be your chance

Comments

serpicosghost 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 15:50

how is this an FML?? smoke that ass man, maybe you get a permanent position out of it. cwhtIdidthr?

Chubtubdaplaya 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 17:46

Youz a freak!

fallacy_fml 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 18:01

You nasty thing, you.

tpag3r 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 18:16

well... is she hot?

lnsean4 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 18:44

you will probaly get a raise

ky_stone22 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 19:58

say goodbye to that internship...and hello to a promotion. run with this, man.

elliekinslurvsya 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 20:41

YDI for drinking, asshole.

DomyDamsy 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:07

ydi for making out w/ a old lady

molybdenum 0

Monday 10 August 2009 2:41

haha awesome!

NuclearWinter 0

Monday 10 August 2009 4:35

65? C'mon man, I was eating!

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Today, I went to visit my grandmother for what will most likely be the final time. It has been 6 days since she has been allowed to eat or drink, and the doctors are sedating her. I walked in and gave her a hug. Her response? "I don't know who you are." Thank you late stage dementia for that final memory. FML

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