By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 556
You deserved it 69 033

Same thing different taste

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djb23 0

well, are you a paid intern? because now might be your chance

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Redneck325Ci 0

This isn't really a FML. When we're all one day 65 and if our spouse has passed away and we're lonely or something, we might actually find it nice that we get some physical attentions. Work will not be awkward, just think of it this way...you have an advanced opportunity because you and the boss are "close". LOL

actorkidrox 0

Everyone's telling him to stop drinking. I say drink harder, until you kill the part of your brain that remembers incidents like this

ryansims 0

how the **** do you make out with a 65 year old women did her densures come out during or did she take them out before

I have a feeling that, after she reads this, it's gonna be even more awkward.

Congratulations, Mr. Vice President! Performance reviews are going to be really uncomfortable. You probably need to stay permanently drunk at work to be ready to service your boss at a moment's notice. Flurg.

DeadMansCrack 4

The cougar's on the prowllll

Don't drink so much next time, friend. Or learn to control yourself. Hahahahaha, I really wish I could see how this turns out for you.

miztilapia 0
flygirlnene 0

Vacation Time and during that time look for a new job with a younger boss. FYL