Health: Today, I drove my boyfriend to hospital because he felt extremely...

By moron - 28/05/2011 00:04 - United States

Today, I drove my boyfriend to hospital because he felt extremely ill. His buddies had gotten their hands on a taser, and he had the brilliant idea of being shot as part of a Youtube stunt video. Now I have an empty gas tank and have to clean up a puddle of vomit in my living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2012 20:38 - Netherlands

Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital. He and his friends got the bright idea of recording a re-enactment of a scene from Fight Club for a YouTube video. It ended as soon as my husband caught a fist to the gut and started violently puking all over our basement floor. FML

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By jayne_dhoe - 22/11/2009 07:41 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk and thought it would be funny to spray himself in the face with pepper spray. I was in his drunken firing line too. After him vomiting and being blinded for a few hours, he was fine. I, on the other hand, had a terrible allergic reaction and got rushed to hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML

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By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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By ihatelaura - 15/05/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML

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By jamiedevin - 06/11/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2014 16:12 - United States - Shelbyville

Today, my boyfriend saw a YouTube video of a guy throwing boiling water into the cold air, with the water immediately turning to ice and vapor. He copied it, but only succeeded in dousing himself with boiling water, then making me drive his idiot self to the hospital. FML

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By fionna_fiamma - 12/12/2015 13:33 - Slovenia - Maribor

Today, my boyfriend came to my house for the first time. Today was also the day my body decided to throw up violently for four hours while he awkwardly sat beside me, waiting for his ride home. FML

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By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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SugarCrazy 14

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:54

At least it wasn't a hand gun...

SugarCrazy 14

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:57

Morons will be morons..

Comments

jewknowit710 2

Saturday 28 May 2011 6:44

well what's the video called since we heard the aftermath!

2muzicluv3r2 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 6:57

Ohh is it on YouTube??? I wanna watch it!!!

snafu63 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 7:28

He's fine. Tazers may make you feel nautious, but you won't have to go to the hospital.

phatdaddy62 23

Saturday 28 May 2011 10:57

nauseous

Hotlanta 5

Saturday 28 May 2011 7:48

dude, brahhh! but everybody's doing it.. lol

XxGuard 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 8:05

How often do you fill your gas tank? Seriously... a smart person fills up either at half or just below... not to the bottom. YDI for not filling up your car... I'm pretty sure wherever you live has gas pumps. Id suggest you go there. However... on the boyfriend part... he's a boy... boys like tasers. My dad is an officer and when I was in Junior High I used a taser... it bothers me when girls think tasers are such a bad thing. Yes they are dangerous, but thats why you have to learn how to use them and they are useful.... at least he didn't kill himself, b/c if he tasered himself in the balls, he'd be dead.

gameplaya2023 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 10:52

you'd be surprised at how many people only put 5 to 10 bucks worth of gas in their car. i work at a gas station and i pump gas, i live in jersey so no self serve, and 70% of the people put very little gas in their cars, least amount I've seen is 25 cents. that was last week.

XxGuard 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 23:19

so in the winter you're supposed to go down to the bottom of the tank? Gas also depends on when you live. Where I live, and have lived, it's a terrible idea to not fill up at half tank. You're screwed if you don't.