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By jayne_dhoe - / Sunday 22 November 2009 07:41 / United Kingdom
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By  f_alltheirlives  |  3

He thought it would be funny to maze himself? Was he trying to prevent raping himself? If so, did it work, or did he just continue to force his hand onto the poor penis? If he did then maybe that caused the blindness!!!

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By  f_alltheirlives  |  3

He thought it would be funny to maze himself? Was he trying to prevent raping himself? If so, did it work, or did he just continue to force his hand onto the poor penis? If he did then maybe that caused the blindness!!!

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  NathanKett  |  0

Yeah, FHL. I have done some dumb things when on the piss. But it's the ones you don't remember that are the worst. I once woke up in a clothing bin... I had to call the cops and explain where I was so they could get me out... Great story though.

By  blastvortex  |  3

Well, it wouldn't have happened if you weren't living with him. Of course, it's not like you didn't have a choice of dating a twonk or trying to find someone with at least half an ounce of sense either. You kind of stepped into that one. *eyeroll*

By  Tigg3r  |  3

Epic win on your part OP for dating a guy with half a brain. Wait no, then he would be gifted. With atleast one brain cell. Epic win on your boyfriend because he managed to get drunk and use pepper spray. All in all, it's a win!!

By  RuralNinja  |  0

Women always say its fine to "accidentally" mace a guy on the street, so its somewhat refreshing to see a women accidentally get maced for once (Yes, this is a genuine accident, he was drunk and aiming for himself, bu missed.) If only more women realized you can be allergic to it they wouldn't spray the stuff so carelessly. Also, maybe if you didn't refer to yourself as a hoe, you wouldn't end up guys like him.

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  borabora1991  |  0

so....if a woman feels threatened by someone, the first thing she should do is ask the person if he/she is allergic to mace?... i hope that doesnt sound rude....im really just curious...

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  lenasaur  |  0

no, i think what he means is that we shouldnt be so quick to spray mace in peoples faces. i mean cmon, a lot of the time people get maced because people think theyre being threatened when theyre not and in reality they are just extremely paranoid (although i cant blame them for being that way in todays society)

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  RuralNinja  |  0

No one can take a joke on here anymore, I realized its another way to spell Doe, however the spelling can let it be enunciated as Doe or Dehoe. And yes, I was referring to the lack of regard most women have when using mace. Most women believe it to be harmless, when in reality it might not be. Feeling like you're in a threatening situation isn't the same thing as being in one, but most women can't tell the difference.

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