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By  f_alltheirlives  |  3

He thought it would be funny to maze himself? Was he trying to prevent raping himself? If so, did it work, or did he just continue to force his hand onto the poor penis? If he did then maybe that caused the blindness!!!

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By  f_alltheirlives  |  3

He thought it would be funny to maze himself? Was he trying to prevent raping himself? If so, did it work, or did he just continue to force his hand onto the poor penis? If he did then maybe that caused the blindness!!!

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  NathanKett  |  0

Yeah, FHL. I have done some dumb things when on the piss. But it's the ones you don't remember that are the worst. I once woke up in a clothing bin... I had to call the cops and explain where I was so they could get me out... Great story though.

By  blastvortex  |  3

Well, it wouldn't have happened if you weren't living with him. Of course, it's not like you didn't have a choice of dating a twonk or trying to find someone with at least half an ounce of sense either. You kind of stepped into that one. *eyeroll*

By  Tigg3r  |  3

Epic win on your part OP for dating a guy with half a brain. Wait no, then he would be gifted. With atleast one brain cell. Epic win on your boyfriend because he managed to get drunk and use pepper spray. All in all, it's a win!!

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