Money: Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes...

By Nicole - 13/03/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:27 - United States

Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML

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By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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By meep - 23/12/2009 16:05 - United States

Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 17:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2022 10:00

Today, I noticed some of my thongs were stretched out and now hung loose on my hips. I thought it might be the dryer set too hot but no, apparently my mom has been wearing them over her fat ass, and thought I wouldn’t mind since we occasionally share our hoodies. Not the same thing mom. GROSS. FML

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By NotMacklemore - 13/02/2015 04:59 - Australia - Heidelberg

Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML

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By Thanksmom - 18/03/2016 06:23 - United States - Riverside

Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

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By swmmr - 07/08/2011 19:41 - United States

Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML

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By Crazyyyymomentsss - 07/08/2009 15:31 - United States

Today, I found why exactly my clothes always seemed more stretched out after about a week of owning them. My mom steals and wears them when she goes clubbing. My mom is 46, twice my size, and gets out more than me. FML

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nomnommonster 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 1:29

Hmm. I'm sure you can snag some inexpensive clothing at thrift stores. Problem solved.

boreddoubletears 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 1:28

Sell all of the furniture and tell her to feel free to pile up the carpet in the corner for a bed.

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SuiGeneris01 2

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:15

stop complaining and help your parents more often, there's people in worst conditions than this.

dynky 3

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:39

that's what i do to my jeans every summer...

texasjalapeno_fml 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 13:25

it isn't attractive but it's cuz ur short on money so at least u have a valid excuse

yoyo724 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 13:38

This story seems very fake. Who wants to buy your clothes from ebay?? Stupid

bobislaughin 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 14:45

I'm emo..and I do that, I'm always cutting my sleeves and skinny jeans *_* and I'm nit looking trashy I'm looking like me with cuts on her wrists

JanisEvans 10

Sunday 14 March 2010 15:14

That makes no sense...

seeimdee 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 15:31

): this is an actual fml. sorry

blueknight1st 26

Sunday 14 March 2010 16:04

If you do that then you won't have any winter clothes. Just go to the good will store and buy some new clothes.

fmlreader2010 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 16:15

Get a job and buy your own clothes.

jaxwiturz203 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 16:47

the Grunge look is very in..... But someone would DIE if anyone even touched my clothes, let alone sell them! Really feel for you BB x

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