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By atleese / Saturday 31 December 2011 15:37 / United States
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  humorizer  |  14

"Now for the next fourth months he's going to remember " At least he will only remember it every fourth month as opposed to every/every second/every third months.

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  humorizer  |  14

It's actually appropriate if folks have the same sense of humor that I do. I used word play there. I suppose I can make Justin Bieber/Twilight/sex jokes like everyone else, but I try to troll my own way. If ya don't like it, fine by me. :)

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Girls can't fart!

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  GoW_Chick  |  14

19- that wasn't stupid it's the truth. People should appreciate the little things in a relationship more often because they tend to go unnoticed these days.

By  RainXD  |  0

zOMAIGAWD DID IT SMELL

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  ShroomsOnAcid  |  15

Well we need an emergency operation on this guy's overactive stupidity gland, so he needs to make the choice to attend to this obviously more urgent matter over something stupid like a liver transplant or whatever else he's doing right now.

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That awkward moment when you think of the perfect reply but you're way too late... Btw it's 'no shit'

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  EatnBeef  |  7

OP, I'm sure he thought it was cute:) But I myself would have burried you alive for that.

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  SecretMe00  |  5

Dude I totally have been there!! Except it was doggy style and he saw the hole open and close. It was hilarious! I think it's a good memory!

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  SecretMe00  |  5

Y'all don't have a sense of humor. Seriously if you think about it, it's hilarious... Along with awkwardness and all that good stuff. It's an inside joke that only you and your partner experience together. I think it helps with closeness. 5 years down the road, he and I are extremely close and open about everything!

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109 - Yeah, YOU and YOUR boyfriend have been close for five years to be that comfortable with each other. We, the readers of FML, are not. Please keep that disgusting info to yourself. It was not humor, it was just... Ew. *shivers*

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  SecretMe00  |  5

Y'all are forgetting about the FML .... Wasn't that what this whole FML was about?! I didn't share any more then what OP did. You should expect to see some disturbing stories and should be a mature adult and handle them like so.

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  teentee401  |  36

167: All the OP said was that she had sex. You shared the position and the fact that holes opened and closed. You definitely shared more than the OP did.

By  Monkeyone  |  0

Sucks for you!

By  emochicksrule  |  1

Wow nice memories those are.

By  thenoobftw  |  3

Did it smell good? Lol

By  elk21dbm  |  18

I honestly don't understand the point of goodbye sex

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