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By jenpearl - 20/06/2015 01:06 - Australia

Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By nakedyogagirl - 03/09/2010 00:16 - United Kingdom

Today, on my way to work, the obese old guy in the house opposite mine offered me tips on my yoga technique. Not only were his tips helpful, but I now know I should either close my curtains or put clothes on when I do yoga. FML

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By LovelySB - 21/04/2019 04:00

Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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Like the beginning of a porno

By Anonymous - 15/07/2020 23:01

Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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Check this out

By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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Smack my bitch up

By Anonymous - 02/06/2023 01:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I got naked after coming home. It's super hot where I live and I wanted to cool down before getting dressed again. As I was standing there, minding my own business, the cat I'm pet-sitting for a friend reached up and clawed me on the vagina. FML

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Lars93 18

Saturday 20 June 2015 19:37

Well, maybe you should get curtains.. ?

Yovany27 9

Saturday 20 June 2015 19:37

Well are you gonna keep doing what you doing? =p

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soulxreaperx356 9

Sunday 21 June 2015 0:51

sounds like a mutually benificial arrangement

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Sunday 21 June 2015 2:42

I'm gonna invent something really cool. It's a fabric you can put over your windows so you can get privacy. I'm gonna call them curtains. I'm gonna be rich with this idea.

ally8 21

Sunday 21 June 2015 4:17

YDI if you leave the curtains open for everyone to see... Still sucks though that some perve is being pervy

Cyrus00 41

Sunday 21 June 2015 4:33

I put ydi, but im guessing you didn't close the curtains... correct me if im wrong

cr500guy 11

Sunday 21 June 2015 5:05

so you found my note.

vikky538 28

Sunday 21 June 2015 5:09

You today is world yoga day. So happy yoga with or without clothes

kingnothing123x 11

Sunday 21 June 2015 5:23

Maybe not do it naked?

salamancer 11

Sunday 21 June 2015 6:08

I need the address to your house... To help you with your stalker problem of course

carrissa3 13

Sunday 21 June 2015 6:09

This fml needs a follow up

LVtaytay 12

Sunday 21 June 2015 10:14

At least you know that someone finds you attractive.

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