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By jenpearl - 20/06/2015 01:06 - Australia

Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By nakedyogagirl - 03/09/2010 00:16 - United Kingdom

Today, on my way to work, the obese old guy in the house opposite mine offered me tips on my yoga technique. Not only were his tips helpful, but I now know I should either close my curtains or put clothes on when I do yoga. FML

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By LovelySB - 21/04/2019 04:00

Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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Like the beginning of a porno

By Anonymous - 15/07/2020 23:01

Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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Check this out

By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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Smack my bitch up

By Anonymous - 02/06/2023 01:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I got naked after coming home. It's super hot where I live and I wanted to cool down before getting dressed again. As I was standing there, minding my own business, the cat I'm pet-sitting for a friend reached up and clawed me on the vagina. FML

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Lars93 18

Saturday 20 June 2015 19:37

Well, maybe you should get curtains.. ?

Yovany27 9

Saturday 20 June 2015 19:37

Well are you gonna keep doing what you doing? =p

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Unbearable_fml 21

Saturday 20 June 2015 19:57

That's so creepy! Shut the blinds, OP.

vikky538 28

Saturday 20 June 2015 20:01

FML Moderators... Please make this an illustrated FML next week

Sangue0608 26

Saturday 20 June 2015 20:20

I second that

Season_D 14

Saturday 20 June 2015 20:02

Lol!

BigC_from_Bama 16

Saturday 20 June 2015 20:03

get really fat then do it. That'll show him!

StayFaithful 8

Saturday 20 June 2015 20:05

at least they complimented you

Pyneapple 19

Saturday 20 June 2015 20:21

It's your body. You shouldn't be embarrassed. Flaunt it, love it, live it. But if you are [embarrassed], maybe get some curtains. As for that guy, yeah those people exist so fyl.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 21 June 2015 3:31

Who says it was a guy?

Sangue0608 26

Saturday 20 June 2015 20:22

I really hope you do a follow up OP, I would love more information on where you were and how they could have seen you.

TimidRobot 8

Saturday 20 June 2015 20:30

Something tells me you could have seen this coming. ydi

Hop6e 22

Saturday 20 June 2015 20:32

Well at least you know you're doing it right! Lol if I did I'd get a note saying hippos shouldn't do yoga or something like that! Lol

ZoroMiHawk 25

Saturday 20 June 2015 20:37

Now you got me in the mood to look at some yoga **** scenes...

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