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By Hair Fail - 22/10/2011 15:32 - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 14:52 - United States - Dallas

Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML

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By shitberries - 25/12/2015 16:00 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML

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Simply red

By Anonymous - 07/03/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML

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By xXRowynXx - 05/09/2010 19:20 - Canada

Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML

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By linda - 22/11/2010 21:14 - United States

Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML

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By Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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Crop me out

By Anonymous - 11/08/2023 10:00

Today, after wasting $60 and 3 hours of my time getting my hair dyed to get rid of the ugly orange tint it had from the last time I got my hair dyed, it turned out to be the exact same color I started with. I go on vacation in 6 days and hate my hair. I'm not looking forward to taking pictures, that’s for sure. FML

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You deserved it 620

By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML

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By Meghan Elise - 06/07/2019 02:41

Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML

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By Shrek's Pubes - 22/05/2019 20:00

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML

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You deserved it 575

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Saturday 22 October 2011 19:53

Orange you glad it wasn't purple though?

minniem0usee 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 19:54

At least you're ready for halloween! That's the spirit! >:)

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hobojo69 23

Saturday 22 October 2011 21:34

Orange, cool!

MissRoxiie 12

Saturday 22 October 2011 21:35

Look at it the good way, you won't need a wig for Halloween ;)

decidedlyvague 11

Saturday 22 October 2011 21:45

Destiny is overrated.

G0v3nat0r 7

Saturday 22 October 2011 21:37

Flame on!

decidedlyvague 11

Saturday 22 October 2011 21:41

If your a girl, orange can be hot...

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 22 October 2011 21:46

Now just a couple a months in the gym then prance around like Carrot Top.

FrostHeart 36

Saturday 22 October 2011 22:02

That's one of the worst ways to catch the fast spreading ginger-bitis. All that's left is a can of spray-on freckles an you'll be good to go!

leadman1989 15

Saturday 22 October 2011 22:04

Go big or go home. The carpet should always match the drapes ;p

Doortje 29

Saturday 22 October 2011 22:06

Omg that's genius xD I'm going to do that some day in the near future :D

ejsrulz 1

Saturday 22 October 2011 22:08

Orange is cool, keep it

ejjamael 5

Saturday 22 October 2011 22:09

Go Texas Longhorns!!!

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Same thing different taste

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