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By Hair Fail - 22/10/2011 15:32 - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 14:52 - United States - Dallas

Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML

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By shitberries - 25/12/2015 16:00 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML

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Simply red

By Anonymous - 07/03/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML

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By xXRowynXx - 05/09/2010 19:20 - Canada

Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML

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By linda - 22/11/2010 21:14 - United States

Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML

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By Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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Crop me out

By Anonymous - 11/08/2023 10:00

Today, after wasting $60 and 3 hours of my time getting my hair dyed to get rid of the ugly orange tint it had from the last time I got my hair dyed, it turned out to be the exact same color I started with. I go on vacation in 6 days and hate my hair. I'm not looking forward to taking pictures, that’s for sure. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML

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By Meghan Elise - 06/07/2019 02:41

Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML

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By Shrek's Pubes - 22/05/2019 20:00

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML

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hannahcorrine 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 19:53

Orange you glad it wasn't purple though?

minniem0usee 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 19:54

At least you're ready for halloween! That's the spirit! >:)

Comments

jabs98 1

Saturday 22 October 2011 20:37

O i'm sorry!:(

perdix 29

Saturday 22 October 2011 20:37

Look out for the kickers.

ikickgingers 15

Sunday 23 October 2011 1:11

*looks in the mirror*Would you **** me? I'd **** me. I'd **** me hard! I don't kick gingers from a box.. You know sometimes when Conan O'Brien has chin scruff.. I find him attractive in a "so ugly he's hot" kind of way? Shut up!!! Do you hear that?? *goes to the corner* It puts the lotion in the basket. Put the ******* lotion in the basket!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zikko 5

Saturday 22 October 2011 20:40

Well, it could have been worse you know.. It could have been green!

chelseaaababyyy 17

Saturday 22 October 2011 20:40

i always worry about that when i dye my hair, i try to make sure the boxes dont look messed with. go to the salon to get it fixed so your hair doesnt fall out or anything, fyl /:

scampi08 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 20:43

The color of the dye for orange is very different from brown. YDI for blindly dying your hair. Seriously. Look st the color first dumbass.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 22 October 2011 20:48

*at. Look at what you write, dumbass...

xSynergY 8

Saturday 22 October 2011 20:45

Happy Halloween

TonyTheAsian 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 20:47

GINGER ;)

wickedevaa 4

Saturday 22 October 2011 20:52

You must've had some really blonde hair. And you must've some temporary color blindness to not notice the bright orange dye in your hair. Seriously, why didn't you rinse it immediately? Dumbass

stacianichole 2

Saturday 22 October 2011 20:55

Exactly.

stacianichole 2

Saturday 22 October 2011 20:52

Lots of people expect to have exactly what the box looks like. Coloring bleached hair is complicated and may require a filler, coloring hair that's already been color treated may require either bleach or a color remover before recoloring. Over-processed hair doesn't take color the same way healthy hair does; it's often very porous. The box comes with a peroxide developer and you don't know what the level is. To get to the desired result you may need a stronger volume. And the quality of the ingredients is poor to keep costs low. There are professionals and hair disasters for a reason.