At least it's energy efficient

Electric hairbrush?

Shhh... We're trying to make her feel better about herself

Since most brushes use electricity.

Plus, even if she was talking about a person using their energy I would think a fork would take a hell of a lot more effort and energy to brush with than with a hair brush. Hahaha. Nice try though. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

It'd be more energy efficient if you hadn't used a fork. Girls' hair is beautiful even without brushing.

39, obviously you haven't seen the rat's nests I've been unfortunate enough to encounter.

It's ok, you're just re-enacting that scene from little mermaid, right,

If Ariel can do it, so can you.

Who here thought of The Little Mermaid right away when reading this FML?

Bob gave it to the peach, obviously...

65- you just haven't got the right frame of mind. My boyfriend loves it when my hair is tangled and messy ;)

I bet that didn't do much good

Hey, your life's not too hard until your reduced to a spoon

Rock bottoms where you try to do it with a plastic spork

It worked for Ariel.

Rock bottoms when you try to do it with a plastic spoon

Ever heard of a spork? ;)

It's called a Dinglehopper.

Hey, it's not a fml until OP is reduced to a spoon

I immediately thought of the little mermaid too!

Well that just made my morning!

4- Your picture... My eyes... I'm slowly dying from an overload of cuteness.

Damn, you beat me to it!

Ah, you beat me to- really?!?

76 - Scuttle along now.

Haha The Little Mermaid

Im so glad tht sumone was on the same page as me

like ariel

UGH, you beat me to it!

I ha to check if someone else thought of the little mermaid too. Although I couldn't think of the name the seagull gave her for it lol

I only looked at the comments to see if someone said it. Hahaha

As soon as I read the fml, I went to the comments to look for a Little Mermaid reference. Thank you for making my day!

Haahha that was my first thought. I have not lost hope in everyone :)

Omg me to!!!

If ur gonna type lyke dis, I suggest you get the hell away. We Grammar Nazis don't care for people who spell like a blind, half-crippled toddler.

Amen

Um.....That's pretty damn ghetto.

In the ghetto... In the ghetto...

Brushing one's hair with a fork is ghetto. Right

I hate it when people use that word out of context, 5. Do you even know what "ghetto" means?

Ghetto is an Italian word that means a certain place,usually a slump, in a city that minorities populate, or the Jewish quarter in a city. People of the Jewish faith were, for lack of a better word, antagonized, and ghettos were established for the purpose of the Jewish people to have a place to live peacefully with other Jews and to not be subject to the Christians that blamed them for the crucifixion. Please know what a word truly means, because ghetto does not mean poor or 'shitty'

Like Ariel :D

Exactly what I was thinkin

Hahaa what I was thinking too!

Is it me or did anyone else think that prince Eric was super friggin dreamy mcdreamypants? He's definitely top 3 of the Disney male characters: 1.prince Eric 2.Aladdin 3. John Rolfe from Pocahontas (NOT John Smith because he screws over Poca in the end)

You forgot Hades from Hercules. Mmhm, give me some of that fine smokin' ass.

Ah, classic Disney movies. The new ones suck.

77- Meh, necrophilia isn't my thing. A pulse is a minimum on my list. Besides, the sex would be so annoying with all those dead souls moaning and wailing in torment. Total mood killer.

Damn you! I was gonna say that!! >.

Gods aren't alive, technically.

U stole my thought...

128- You have to have a finite life to be considered alive.

If it works, it's not stupid

Yes it works, but will it blend?

And if it doesn't work, and rips out all ops hair. Then op gets angel hair pasta for dinner.

No, it's still stupid

As opposed to using your fingers, which probably would have worked better?

Same thing I thought :/

Using your fingers actually makes it worse because of the oils on your skin that are secreted when they come in contact with anything.

Well you gotta do what you gotta do to look nice right?

what's wrong with bed head? i hear guys are into that "natural" look.

"What the hell are you doing?" "Chill, I'm forking my hair, motherforker."

Oh wheeeeeere is my hairbrush? I loved that damn cucumber.

I bet you did.

That's what she said.

Veggie tales!!!!

And now it's time for silly songs with Larry, where Larry will sing a silly song.

it can be a real pain to those fuck knots out.....

what?

I think it is supposed to say "it can be a real pain to get those fucking knots out."

Maybe it's supposed to say "fork those knots out"?

Oh, I thought it was 'to fuck those knots out'...

I took it to mean that #15 thinks OP has Just Been Fucked hair, and therefore the knots in her hair would be from fucking, hense "fuck knots."