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RoseCrystal
| 17
It's called a Dinglehopper.
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hunterluv1
| 20
Like Ariel :D
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MrBoredGuy
| 1
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Electric hairbrush?
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MrBoredGuy
| 1
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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superswagbro
| 7
Since most brushes use electricity.
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luckyd880
| 12
Plus, even if she was talking about a person using their energy I would think a fork would take a hell of a lot more effort and energy to brush with than with a hair brush. Hahaha. Nice try though. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
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Abdul888
| 16
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Matty1188
| 6
39, obviously you haven't seen the rat's nests I've been unfortunate enough to encounter.
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Meettitan
| 14
It's ok, you're just re-enacting that scene from little mermaid, right,
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kyarush
| 10
If Ariel can do it, so can you.
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nado13579
| 12
Who here thought of The Little Mermaid right away when reading this FML?
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HollyDolly660
| 8
Bob gave it to the peach, obviously...
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VeganVampyre
| 26
65- you just haven't got the right frame of mind. My boyfriend loves it when my hair is tangled and messy ;)
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Zoyaaa
| 9
I bet that didn't do much good
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luckyd880
| 12
Hey, your life's not too hard until your reduced to a spoon
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yahoowizard
| 16
Rock bottoms where you try to do it with a plastic spork
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missamazinggg
| 12
It worked for Ariel.
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thejuice1234
| 0
Rock bottoms when you try to do it with a plastic spoon
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threer
| 30
Ever heard of a spork? ;)
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RoseCrystal
| 17
It's called a Dinglehopper.
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luckyd880
| 12
Hey, it's not a fml until OP is reduced to a spoon
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bubbywaldo
| 0
I immediately thought of the little mermaid too!
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KBear3109
| 29
Well that just made my morning!
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OhDearBetrayal
| 25
4- Your picture... My eyes... I'm slowly dying from an overload of cuteness.
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sorandomgirl
| 0
Damn, you beat me to it!
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KunoKanashimi
| 3
Ah, you beat me to- really?!?
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
76 - Scuttle along now.
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Palirose
| 22
Haha The Little Mermaid
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rockerlove2013
| 6
Im so glad tht sumone was on the same page as me
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minty96
| 5
like ariel
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InsanePPG
| 25
UGH, you beat me to it!
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mhernandez10
| 1
I ha to check if someone else thought of the little mermaid too. Although I couldn't think of the name the seagull gave her for it lol
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bennn89
| 5
I only looked at the comments to see if someone said it. Hahaha
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Cassandrax731
| 5
As soon as I read the fml, I went to the comments to look for a Little Mermaid reference. Thank you for making my day!
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gingerrrr88
| 11
Haahha that was my first thought. I have not lost hope in everyone :)
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coolkod1005
| 2
Omg me to!!!
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peachyFML
| 17
If ur gonna type lyke dis, I suggest you get the hell away. We Grammar Nazis don't care for people who spell like a blind, half-crippled toddler.
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sofia_palermo
| 1
Amen
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ICastillo
| 24
Um.....That's pretty damn ghetto.
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superswagbro
| 7
In the ghetto...
In the ghetto...
In the ghetto...
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therealslim
| 15
Brushing one's hair with a fork is ghetto. Right
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Colonel_Lexi
| 18
I hate it when people use that word out of context, 5. Do you even know what "ghetto" means?
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grace12898
| 0
Ghetto is an Italian word that means a certain place,usually a slump, in a city that minorities populate, or the Jewish quarter in a city. People of the Jewish faith were, for lack of a better word, antagonized, and ghettos were established for the purpose of the Jewish people to have a place to live peacefully with other Jews and to not be subject to the Christians that blamed them for the
crucifixion.
Please know what a word truly means, because ghetto does not mean poor or 'shitty'
crucifixion.
Please know what a word truly means, because ghetto does not mean poor or 'shitty'
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hunterluv1
| 20
Like Ariel :D
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ollallie
| 0
Exactly what I was thinkin
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wellnevermind
| 4
Hahaa what I was thinking too!
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br0ccoli
| 14
Is it me or did anyone else think that prince Eric was super friggin dreamy mcdreamypants?
He's definitely top 3 of the Disney male characters:
1.prince Eric
2.Aladdin
3. John Rolfe from Pocahontas (NOT John Smith because he screws over Poca in the end)
He's definitely top 3 of the Disney male characters:
1.prince Eric
2.Aladdin
3. John Rolfe from Pocahontas (NOT John Smith because he screws over Poca in the end)
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Baustigt
| 40
You forgot Hades from Hercules. Mmhm, give me some of that fine smokin' ass.
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mollysticks
| 10
Ah, classic Disney movies. The new ones suck.
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br0ccoli
| 14
77- Meh, necrophilia isn't my thing. A pulse is a minimum on my list. Besides, the sex would be so annoying with all those dead souls moaning and wailing in torment. Total mood killer.
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maemismile
| 22
Damn you! I was gonna say that!! >.
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br0ccoli
| 14
Gods aren't alive, technically.
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mazor
| 19
U stole my thought...
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br0ccoli
| 14
128- You have to have a finite life to be considered alive.
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WCARlover
| 34
If it works, it's not stupid
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stormer461
| 13
Yes it works, but will it blend?
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luckyd880
| 12
And if it doesn't work, and rips out all ops hair. Then op gets angel hair pasta for dinner.
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Killjoy777
| 3
No, it's still stupid
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Sparks808
| 10
As opposed to using your fingers, which probably would have worked better?
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iluvevil01
| 11
Same thing I thought :/
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chaoticcupcake
| 10
Using your fingers actually makes it worse because of the oils on your skin that are secreted when they come in contact with anything.
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xattitudegurlx
| 13
Well you gotta do what you gotta do to look nice right?
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igive
| 28
what's wrong with bed head? i hear guys are into that "natural" look.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
"What the hell are you doing?"
"Chill, I'm forking my hair, motherforker."
"Chill, I'm forking my hair, motherforker."
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Il_Maestro
| 6
Oh wheeeeeere is my hairbrush?
I loved that damn cucumber.
I loved that damn cucumber.
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Trix_Disorder
| 20
I bet you did.
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Michael_92
| 19
That's what she said.
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mizzy1
| 0
Veggie tales!!!!
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grace12898
| 0
And now it's time for silly songs with Larry, where Larry will sing a silly song.
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uumlaut_strohson
| 3
it can be a real pain to those fuck knots out.....
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igive
| 28
what?
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A7XCamaro
| 19
I think it is supposed to say "it can be a real pain to get those fucking knots out."
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iseyixes
| 18
Maybe it's supposed to say "fork those knots out"?
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KunoKanashimi
| 3
Oh, I thought it was 'to fuck those knots out'...
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wannabesinger
| 16
I took it to mean that #15 thinks OP has Just Been Fucked hair, and therefore the knots in her hair would be from fucking, hense "fuck knots."
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