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I've wading through the winging people and found you. You're not harping on about periods, pregnancies or being caught smoking weed - you poked yourself in your eye with your toothbrush, and for that you have my admiration. If anything can sum up the whole meaning of this site, it's poking yourself in the eye with your toothbrush. F*** my toothbrush, f*** my morning, f*** my life, I've just poked myself in my eye with my f***ing toothbrush F***! Excellent.

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I've wading through the winging people and found you. You're not harping on about periods, pregnancies or being caught smoking weed - you poked yourself in your eye with your toothbrush, and for that you have my admiration. If anything can sum up the whole meaning of this site, it's poking yourself in the eye with your toothbrush. F*** my toothbrush, f*** my morning, f*** my life, I've just poked myself in my eye with my f***ing toothbrush F***! Excellent.

Yeah, narcolepsy much? Even if you were brushing with your eyes closed, the toothbrush would have to come out of your mouth to poke you in the eye... definitely a bad start/end to a day

I agree with pinkfrenchrose. I'm not sure how someone could fall asleep while brushing their teeth... Unless they have the medical issue where you can fall asleep basically anywhere at any time. [Edit] I was talking about narcolepsy. Yup, yup. I didn't know that's what it was called though.

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