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I like batman, theatre, and cats. That's about it. If your end game is nudes, don't bother. But seriously, don't message me. And realllyyyyy don't call me ma'am.
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#humblebrag

By Burst a Valve - / Sunday 26 February 2017 18:00 / Australia

Today, after recently getting my doctorate, I went to Starbucks. The barista asked how to spell my name (Steven): with a 'ph' or a 'v'. I jokingly said, "Steven with a PhD". She wrote "Stephden" on my cup. FML

By Stephden - / Sunday 26 February 2017 19:00 / Canada - Burnaby
By hiddenplainly - / Friday 24 February 2017 10:00 / United States
By Why Is It Always Me - / Tuesday 21 February 2017 12:00 / Canada - Calgary
By Anonymous - / Friday 17 February 2017 15:00 / United States - Sainte Genevieve