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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 16:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 19:54 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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By Reena - 19/08/2011 06:38 - Canada

Today, I got woken up by a text from an unknown number at 3 am saying, "haha I found your number." I ignored it and tried to go back to sleep. After hours of trying to fall asleep, my drowsiness was disturbed by another text from the same person saying, "Sorry, wrong number." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2012 01:26 - United States

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

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By Nykole McAllister - 15/09/2018 17:30 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML

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By hhhhhhhpeterwut - 19/02/2013 03:21 - United States - Bethesda

Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML

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By thanks, dad... - 30/08/2013 17:24 - Romania - Baia Mare

Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked "who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door: "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2018 14:00

Today I was really hitting it off with my blind date and was eager to arrange a second date. I gave him my number and he decided to call my phone so I could save his number. My phone didn’t ring. He got upset because he thought I gave him a fake number and stormed off. The battery was dead. FML

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By Braden - 28/10/2021 17:00

Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML

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By Sleepy - 31/05/2015 15:51 - United States - Apo

Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML

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hkhan24 23

Tuesday 9 September 2014 21:36

Dodged a bullet there!

Octwo 16

Tuesday 9 September 2014 21:36

Dodged a bullet of insecurity you could very well have not seen otherwise.

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mindjob 14

Wednesday 10 September 2014 14:20

I think you dodged a bullet with him!

apcsox 18

Wednesday 10 September 2014 18:12

Seriously dodged a bullet. Clearly you didn't see through his bullshit. Good thing you had the phone off and this happened. Probably saved you from a lot of shit later on

infectedsense 15

Wednesday 10 September 2014 20:09

Ugh. I bet he's all 'why don't women like me?' about it, too. Some guys should learn to listen. fyl

thepelvicwoo 8

Thursday 11 September 2014 4:14

Been there!!!

lina21 12

Thursday 11 September 2014 7:20

Seriously dodged a bullet OP. Apparently, he wasn't such a nice guy after all

cece23_fml 10

Friday 12 September 2014 7:43

He's insensitive ringing you when you told him you were going to sleep off a headache. I call that a lucky escape.

FirmlyAware888 10

Monday 15 September 2014 1:24

Evidently this bloke is oblivious to understanding; perpetually ensconced within his own pathetically selfish delusions... Selfish people lack the capacity for empathy, sadly.