Motorboat the bitch

The last eight words were _totally_ on topic. Stop yer hatin.

oh man, she should know that asking out =/= getting into pants. I guess she's not worth it if she doesn't see that you mean to get to know her better beyond a friend...in the mental/emotional sense. Then again, if you just were trying to get action with her, then you're not worth it. Haha, depends on what's the situation...

Huh. Someone seems a bit full of herself.

You poor bastard. At least this probably ***** up her day too.

you should b like... actually im bi and i would enjoy getting in your pants

What she said may have been true, but she didn't have to say it like that. If you suspect that a guy is gay, and it turns out he's not, you never say anything along the lines of "I thought you were gay!" Too bad that you'll both probably lose a friend.

Dude, that is what alcohol is for! Both of you get drunk (make sure she's drunker than you), and then, go for it! Let her think she is so hot that she "converted" you! This is not an FML -- it's a golden opportunity for a truly straight guy!

is it just me or does anyone else see that FML's reply function isnt working very well.. but then again.. it might just be my browser or something? the friend zone sucks. punch her in the vagoo.

tell her to go back to your place and you'll show her how "gay" you are