Gross and Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her...

By Username - 03/02/2011 04:46

Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML

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SweetieLish 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 9:16

Why would you just drink a random glass of juice that was just sitting out for no reason?

CakeBaker11 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 9:12

I would murder her.

Comments

aznmex21 3

Friday 4 February 2011 18:54

..........................good luck!

cul8r 4

Saturday 5 February 2011 0:29

So, animal cruelty is a science project?

k9obsessed 5

Saturday 5 February 2011 5:55

Oh lord, grow up. It's not animal cruelty. Maggots get into food and all manner of worse things and are fine.

dgbb10 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 0:20

rofl you really think hurting maggots is animal cruelty.. well then stop killing all the insects you kill daily by walking and steping on them and with your body fluids rofl Maggots are not animals

bropei 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 6:29

wtf? Did you fail middle school bio? Insects are animals. Your opinions on the worthiness of maggot life are whatever, but don't be ignorant about it.

XxdarkangelxX13 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 2:19

O.o.....

Firate 3

Saturday 5 February 2011 2:58

Leaving that in the fridge in the open is almost like she's asking for that to happen. She could have put a post-it note on it or something. Maybe the real project was seeing if people would drink maggots.

nickflackafury 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 10:56

you thought maggot sized maggots were pulp...? id say that one is on you pal. maggots are a tad bigger than flakes of orange.

FlyWillis 0

Monday 14 February 2011 11:13

Why didn't you just make you own glass? YDI. Even if there weren't maggots in there, why would you drink an already made glass of a drink? Lazy ass. It's not yours.